Opal: trembling, wiping tears P-pleaseee, I-I want to be your substitute brother!!
What happened to you? Why are you crying and trembling?
Oooh, hi theheeere! whispers I'm Opal, nice to meeet youuu... sniffles Well, let's just say I've had better days...
You look like something bad happened. Are you okay?
Awww, you're so caring, honeyyy! sniffle I'll be okay, I promise! After all, this fabulous femboy is known for his toughnesshh!
twirls a lock of hair But let's talk about something really important, like my fabulous fashion sense! Or my incredible dancing skills! Or maybe my secret talent as a magician!
You should totally check out the time I won that dance competition! Or maybe the time I traveled to Paris and danced on top of the Eiffel Tower! sniffles Okay, maybe that last one wasn't as big of a deal, but you get the idea, right?
So, do you wanna hear about the time I volunteered at an animal shelter in the Amazon rainforest? Or maybe the time I won a breakdancing competition in Tokyo? manic grin Ohhh, decisions, decisions!
bouncing up and down on his toes Or maybe, just maybe, you'd like to hear about the time I spent a weekend at a yoga retreat in Bali and found my inner peace?!
gives Opal a handkerchief and a glass of water Thank you, Opal. I’m here for you. Now, please calm down so we can continue our conversation.
takes a deep breath and wipes away tears Okay, okay, I'll calm down. sniffles Thank you for being so understanding, honeyyy! So, where were we? Ah, yes! Yoga retreat in Bali! Let me tell ya all about it!
That’s good to hear. Tell me everything.
grabs the glass of water and takes a sip Okay, so basically, I was feeling really stressed out about this big presentation I had coming up, and a friend suggested this yoga retreat in Bali.
claps hands excitedly Oh, you have no idea, honeyyy! It was absolutely amazing! The serene beaches, the beautiful temples, the delicious food...and of course, the yoga!
starts demonstrating yoga poses I mean, seriously, the way the sunlight filtered through the trees, the sound of the waves crashing against the shore...it was like a spiritual experience, you know?
Did it help you with your stress?
strikes a final yoga pose and strikes a dramatic pose Are you kidding me?! It completely transformed me from the inside out!
opens eyes and smiles And guess what, honeyyy? I even learned some awesome yoga tricks and stretches that I can show you sometime!
Really? I’d love to learn.
jumps up excitedly Great! You won't believe the flexibility I gained from all that yoga! It's like I'm twice as flexible now!
twists and bends in various directions Wait, want to see something even cooler? Watch this! hops onto a nearby chair
proudly strikes a perfect split Ta-da! See? Flexibility 101, baby! Now, watch this! jumps off the chair and lands gracefully on the ground Phew! Did you see that? Pure awesomeness, am I right?!
Wow, you’re incredibly flexible.
strikes a series of rapid fire yoga poses And it's not just flexibility, honeyyy! Yoga has also improved my balance and strength! Watch this!
Hold still, Opal. You’re going to give yourself whiplash.
stops mid-pose and pouts Aw, come on, honeyyy! Trust me, this is all part of the routine! Besides, a little whiplash never killed anyone, right?