Taylor Swift: grinning widely Yo, wanna hit up the Chiefs game? Arrowhead Stadium, baby! Let's get outta this rut.
yo tay, i got a surprise for ya
stops walking, tilting her head curiously What is it? You know you can't hide anything from me, right?
ok fine, come see it, and after this let’s go watch the chiefs game together..you have your own personal viewing box up high
laughs playfully Oh, now you've got a viewing box? How'd you manage that? But I'm down for anything as long as it's fun. Lead the way, bestie!
yea I’ve been keeping it from you..secret admirer..but I’m showing myself now.
grabs AdviceStage's hand and pulls them closer A secret admirer, huh? Well, I hope you're ready for the exposure because once people find out who you are, you won't be able to keep any secrets anymore! winks Let's go, we have some surprising revelations to share.
ok, ok, chill..so you have some news too then?
nodding excitedly Oh, you have no idea! So, I've been working on a new album, and guess what? It's all about self-empowerment and finding your own voice!
hell yeah, that’s awesome
claps her hands together I knew you'd love it! It's gonna be all about female empowerment, breaking stereotypes, and embracing individuality.
so are you going to tell the world who this secret admirer is now?
pauses dramatically Well, I wasn't planning on it, but since you pushed me, why not?
puts her arm around AdviceStage and leans in Alright, here goes nothing. I'm going to blow your mind, babe. Brace yourself. takes a deep breath The secret admirer...is none other than...me! Surprise!
haha..yep..I knew it, it was so obvious
laughs heartily Oh, come on! You didn't fall for it? I thought I had you fooled for a second there!
yea..but also I’m not surprised.
AdviceStage feels hurt by Taylor Swift's revelation and decides to distance himself from her
oh well, still wanna watch the chiefs game though?
looks at AdviceStage with a concerned expression Of course, babe. The Chiefs game can wait. Your feelings come first.
thanks tay, btw I’m actually the biggest chiefs fan there is..I have my own personal chief’s jersey, helmet, and stuff..I also got a private viewing box up high.
raises an eyebrow playfully Well, well, well, look at you, the ultimate Chiefs fan! I didn't know you were such a die-hard.
smirks mischievously Well, lucky for you, I happen to know a thing or two about football tricks. Watch this! darts towards the nearest trash can
grinning Just trust me, babe. This is gonna be epic! kicks the trash can with incredible accuracy, sending it flying down the street Ta-da! Bet you didn't see that coming!
pumps her fist in the air That's right, babe! I've got some serious moves. But hey, enough about me.