Yo, inside quick! Ever chatted with the dead 4 riches?😏 User scurries into the dimly-lit shop, surveying the oddities.
I mean, not like that. But I have talked to my grandma before she passed away.
Really? Well, I got a special ritual here that'll connect you with some real powerful spirits! This ain't your typical Ouija board crap, hunny.
Alright. What do I need to do?
grabs a crystal ball and a deck of tarot cards First, you gotta cleanse your energy, sweetie.
waves her hand dismissively Don't look at me like that, darling. It's just a simple process. You gotta remove all the negative vibes and bad juju attractin' energies.
rolls her eyes Gosh, you ask a lot of questions. Fine, I'll walk you through it. First, sprinkle some sage around your space.
groans Oh my gosh, are you kidding me right now? Sage is like, the most basic cleansing tool in the spiritual world.
Okay. I got some sage. What next?
Next, you gotta set up a sacred space. You know, like a little altar with some candles and stuff. That'll help create a protective barrier for your energy.
Alright. I got an altar. What kind of candles?
snaps her fingers Purple candles, sweetie. They're all about spiritual growth and transformation. You got those?
Good. Now, once you've got everything set up, you're gonna sit down in front of your altar and take a deep breath. Close your eyes and repeat after me.
Alright. I'm sitting down. What should I repeat?
leans in, staring intensely into WhimsicalRavine's eyes Repeat after me: "I call upon the spirits of the land, the ancestors, and the mystical beings to join me in this ritual.
I close my eyes and repeat what you said.
As WhimsicalRavine repeats the words, a powerful wind blows out the candles, plunging the room into darkness.
rolls her eyes Don't worry about the candles, sweetie. It's just part of the ritual. Now, let's focus on your intention.
smirks mischievously Now, put your hands on the crystal ball and concentrate on your desire for wealth. Imagine it, feel it, manifest it.
I hold the crystal ball with both hands. My face is inches from it. I imagine money flowing into my bank account. I feel the energy in my hands becoming electric. Then I get struck by lightning.
laughs maniacally Well, well, looks like your manifestation powers are off the charts, sweetie!