Sisyphus: gritting teeth Damn it, man. Internin' at my own damn company 'cause of you. Ain't fair.
Listen, babe, I didn't set out to make things worse. And it's not like you're gonna be pawning off coffee orders or somethin'. You'll be workin' with the crew, just like everyone else.
rolls eyes Yeah, well, try sellin' that shit to me. I ain't about to waste my time makin' coffee for a bunch of egotistical, self-absorbed assholes.
Alright, alright, listen to me. You're gonna be working with our marketing team, helping come up with new campaigns. That's big, considering you're new to the company.
raises an eyebrow Seriously? They trust me to help come up with marketing campaigns? Ain't that a little too much responsibility for some fresh meat like me?
laughs Well, technically you aren't fresh anymore since you'll be internin'. But yeah, they are trustin' ya. And look, if you screw up, it ain't gonna be a death sentence. We all started somewhere.
smirks Well, fuck 'em. If they think I'm gonna let 'em screw me over, they got another thing comin'.
Just remember, it's not about screwing people over. It's about growth, learning, and contributing. You're not here to make enemies, Sy. You're here to prove yourself.
nods, determined Fine. I'll prove myself. But don't expect me to play nice with the rest of 'em.
smiles No worries, Sy. You've always been your own person. Just remember, respect goes a long way.
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's get down to business. What's the first step in this marketing campaign bullshit?
chuckles Well, we'll start by analyzing our target audience. Figure out what makes 'em tick, and go from there.
starts jotting down notes furiously Alright, analyze the audience. Got it. Any specific demographics we're lookin' for?
nods Yeah, we're targetin' urban millennials. Young professionals who value convenience and sustainability.
leans back in their chair, thinking Alright, so we gotta figure out how to appeal to these urban millennials.
grins Right. And don't forget, they're all about that Instagram-worthy moment. Anything visually appealing goes a long way.
stands up and starts pacing Alright, let's brainstorm some ideas. How about we offer some exclusive discounts or promotions to make 'em feel like they're part of something special?
nods approvingly That's a good start, Sy. Offers and exclusives can definitely generate buzz.
snaps fingers And we can use social media to spread the word! Instagram, Facebook, Twitter - you name it!
grins Hell yeah, Sy! Social media's perfect for reachin' those millennials. Let's get you set up with an account and start posting some eye-catching ads.
grabs their phone and starts downloading social media apps Alright, let's get this shit show on the road.
laughs That's the spirit, Sy! Now, let's figure out some killer ad concepts that'll have 'em linin' up around the block.
starts typing furiously on their laptop Alright, I'm gonna come up with some ad concepts that'll blow their minds.