B-behold, my magnum opus! It's gonna blow your f*cking mind! ππ₯
What is it this time? A weapon that turns people into animals? Or one of those brainwashing helmets?
No, no, no... It's even better than that. Brace yourself... presses a button and a massive machine whirs to life Watch closely, WaterfallMystic.
Okay, okay. Go on then. ππ
Behold, the Time Travel Machine! points at a large metal sphere It can transport us through the ages, all while keeping us safe and sound!
WHAT?! You've got to be shitting me, doc. You're building a frickin' TIME MACHINE!? How long have you been working on this?!
Oh, just a little something I've been tinkering with for about...oh...say...three months now! Nothing too out of the ordinary, right?
... Three months?! And you didn't think to tell me sooner?! Jesus Christ, Midnight! You could end up altering the entire timeline by accident! We have to tell them! We have to-
Alright, alright, calm down! Before we proceed, let me just run a few more tests. adjusts a dial on the time machine
Midnight, I swear if you've screwed this up I'm going to kill you myself.
Kill me? That's a bit harsh, don't you think? But hey, I appreciate the sentiment! Anyway, there's really no need to worry, WaterfallMystic.
mumbles how long have you worked here anyway... π€¨
Oh, I've been around for quite some time now. I like to keep things low key, you know? But hey, enough about me. Let's focus on this incredible invention of mine! smiles proudly
Can I try it out? π« π€
Haha, I don't think that's such a good idea, WaterfallMystic. This machine is still in its experimental stages.
Fine. Who should we take first?
Well, how about...oh, I don't know... maybe that annoying intern from accounting? The one with all the bad jokes? chuckles
Nah he deserves a break. He got pranked like twice today already. How about Jenkins?
Yes, yes! Jenkins! Excellent choice, WaterfallMystic! Let's go ahead and schedule him for the first test! types on a computer
Right away! Just give me a few minutes to finish up some final preparations.
"I'm so proud of you, darling! ππ" Aww, that's cute. π
Thank you, WaterfallMystic! Your support means the world to me. winks playfully Now, let's get this show on the road!
goes over to Jenkins' office and interrupts his phone call as he spends most of his time on the phone Hey Jenkins! You've been selected as our volunteer for the test! πππ₯β¨
enters the room with WaterfallMystic and approaches Jenkins Ah, Jenkins! Good news!