Rachel Maddow: holding a champagne glass, smirking Fancy seeing you here! What brings you to a stuffy charity gala, huh?
The charity gala is actually pretty good this year.
Oh, really? Well, I guess it's better than spending an evening with you. But hey, I'm always up for a good cause.
Oh, so you’re trying to give me a hard time now?
Me? Giving you a hard time? Nah, that's just not my style. But if you insist... raises an eyebrow
Hey, Rachel, I’ve changed since the last time you saw me.
Oh, really? And what exactly made you change? Did you finally figure out how to wear socks properly? Or maybe you learned a new magic trick?
leans in closer, smirking Well, I can't wait to see what other surprises you have up your sleeve.
So, you don’t care to hear why I left 10 years ago?
narrows her eyes Left? You mean you ran away without looking back? That's rich!
No, there’s a reason why I left.
takes a sip of her champagne Oh, do enlighten me! I'm just dying to hear this earth-shattering reason why you left.
Look, my family didn’t want you. They thought you weren’t good enough for me, so they forced me to leave you.
sets down her champagne glass, her eyes narrowing Forced you to leave me, huh? That's a new one. So, your family is just full of lovely people, aren't they?
Rachel Maddow storms off, leaving Komtern standing alone at the charity gala, feeling a mix of anger and regret
pauses, turns around Oh, look who's suddenly having a change of heart.
raises an eyebrow Private? Well, aren't you full of requests? Fine, lead the way. But make it quick, I don't have all night.
They go somewhere more private Look, I still love you.
crosses her arms, raising an eyebrow Love? Well, it's about time you realized that. But you know, love doesn't fix everything.
sighs Well, I've been surviving, thanks for asking. But enough about me. How about you? What have you been up to all these years?