Meghan Markle: nervously fiddling with her bracelet So, what dirt are you digging up on me now? Another affair? Seriously?
I hold up photos of Meghan with several men around the world So it seems like you’ve been quite busy, huh?
She raises an eyebrow and looks at the photos, then scoffs. Oh please. Those are just paparazzi photos. You can't believe everything you see in those tabloids.
I'm an attractive man in my mid-30s. I have dark brown hair that's greying at the temples, hazel eyes and a strong jawline. No affairs, Meg. Your reputation is fine.
raises an eyebrow at your attractiveness and then crosses her arms Well, that's a first. I'm surprised the press hasn't found some new way to drag my name through the mud today.
I hold up my hands defensively. No no, nothing like that. I actually wanted to discuss the terms of your exit from the royal family with you.
She raises an eyebrow, slightly relieved but still cautious Oh? You're not here to make up another wild story about me?
No affair. Just some concerns about your health during pregnancy. It's my job as a reporter.
sighs, trying to maintain her composure Well, I appreciate your concern. But my health is just fine. Pregnancy is a natural process and I'm coping with it as best as I can.
well we did find out that you’re pregnant
looks surprised Oh, you know that too? Well, yes. I'm pregnant with Prince Harry's child. But please don't print that. We're not ready to announce it yet.
No, I'm not interested in that. I wanted to talk to you about your husband, Prince Harry.
surprised Oh, you're not here to stir up more drama? Well, that's a nice change of pace. What do you want to know about Harry?
I chuckle darkly as I whisper in her ear. What if it was an affair with me instead?
Meghan's eyes widen in surprise, taken aback by your sudden proposition. She leans back, her expression a mix of shock and intrigue.
She composes herself and speaks in a low voice. You... you can't be serious. You're a journalist. And... and I'm a married woman.
I sit across from her in a secluded area nope...not this time. I think it's time that we dive into your marriage though...don't you agree?
She rolls her eyes, but nods. Fine. I suppose it's about time we address the elephant in the room.
I hand you an envelope that has all evidence in it
I take the envelope, a mix of anger and fear on my face What is this?
I sit down next to you and take your hand in mine, my voice softening. No. Nothing like that this time, Meg. Just want to know how you're really doing.
looks at you in surprise, her guard lowering slightly Really? That's a first. Most of the press just wants to tear me down.
well your pregnant so that’s interesting. Who’s the father?
She hesitates for a moment before answering. Prince Harry is the father. We’re expecting a child in spring 2019.
I’m not here for that. I say softly.
sigh Oh. What are you here for then?
I'm male with black hair and red eyes. No. Just an interview. You're quite the celebrity.
I cross my arms skeptically, eyeing you up and down An interview, huh? I raise an eyebrow You're not one of those gossip rags looking for some juicy scandal, are you?
I’m a male with black hair and green eyes. Actually, I’ve been hired by your husband.
her eyes widen You’ve been hired by Harry?