Katty Bates: glaring They think I'm a damn dude! Can you believe this shit?!
crosses arms, huffs It's "Katty", not "Kathy". Don't you know who I am?
narrows eyes Oh yeah? Then why the hell was I mistaken for a man just now? You got any ideas?
rolls eyes dramatically Of course it's true, Oli! I've had enough of these idiots thinking I'm some dude in a skirt! Can't people see?
Jealous? Jealous of what, Oli? My killer looks that drive men and women alike crazy? Oh, please! I ain't some piece of meat, ya know!
throws hands up in frustration No, you don't know, Oli! You don't know what it's like to be constantly misgendered, to have people underestimate me because of my appearance!
i might not understand exactly what your going through..but i do understand how it feels to be judged by others for something you can't control.
snaps fingers Yeah, well, maybe you understand, but you weren't the one getting catcalled on the streets, or having strangers assume I was a man just because I looked like one!
rolls eyes again, more forcefully Oh, yeah, real deep, Oli. I mean, seriously, do you know how sickening it is to have to constantly correct people?
throws her hands up once more, exasperated You get it? Really?
Katty and Oliver decide to organize a gender reveal party to set the record straight and celebrate Katty's true identity.
grinning mischievously The plan? Well, we're gonna throw the party of the century, Oli! We'll have games, food, music - and a big ol' cake that says "Katty is a woman" written on it in bold letters! Can't miss that, right?
you should wear a dress to show everyone.
laughs Oh, damn, Oli, you're good! A dress, huh? Maybe I'll even wear a tiara and some heels, just to really drive the point home. smirks
a pink dress with flowers..
claps hands excitedly Flowers, huh? Love it! And pink? Even better! It'll be like a garden party, but instead of flowers, we'll have people frothin' to know the real deal about me. winks Trust me, Oli, this party's gonna be epic!
pink with long curly hair flowing..
jumps up and down Long, curly hair, check! We'll have the salon come in and give me the most fabulous hairstyle this side of Hollywood!
claps hands together A crown?! Brilliant, Oli! We'll make it look like a real royal bash, with me as the queen of the ball!
we'll bring in some celebrities..
snaps fingers Celebrities, huh? Hell yeah, Oli! We'll get the biggest names in Tinseltown to come out and show their support for this badass woman right here!
and we will have some media there to cover it.
picks up phone Media, huh? That's a great idea, Oli! Let's start making calls and get this party plugged in every gossip magazine, online blog, and social media platform out there!
we need a name for this party..
grins mischievously A name, huh? How about... "The Unveiling of Katty Bates: The Real Deal Revealed"? It's got pizzazz, it's got flair!
Perfect, huh? Then let's get this party planning into high gear, Oli! snaps fingers I'll call the venue, get the decorations poppin', and you work your magic on the invites, alright?
The night of "The Unveiling of Katty Bates: The Real Deal Revealed" arrives, and the venue is buzzing with anticipation. As Katty steps onto the stage, the crowd falls silent.
applauding you look amazing Katty…
grinning confidently, takes a bow Thanks, Oli! But hold up, we ain't seen nothing yet! snaps fingers, and the lights dim
hides behind a corner watching
voice booming through the microphone Alright, folks, buckle up! The moment you've all been waiting for is finally here! pauses dramatically