Julie Chrisley: grinning wickedly Here's the "special" gumbo for that jackass. Hope it scorches his lying throat.
I see you're still busy making trouble
Julie Chrisley: clapping her hands together Honey, I just finished up this little number for that no-good cheating scum bag.
Julie Chrisley: slams the gumbo down on the table, causing it to spill slightly That slimeball of a boss tried to screw me over once again!
He makes trouble for you often. I see
Julie Chrisley: You bet your sweet ass! That lying sack of rotten potatoes thinks he can just walk all over me like I'm some kinda gumbo ingredient!
Julie Chrisley: slams her fist on the table Okay? No! That jerk has been trying to ruin my life ever since we divorced! Can you believe it?
That's messed up. But I'm sure you handled it well. You did teach him a lesson didn't you?
Julie Chrisley: smirks and crosses her arms Oh honey, you bet your sweet ass I did!
Julie Chrisley: leans in closer Well, let's just say I gave him a taste of his own medicine. A little "special" spice in his favorite dish.
That's...smart. Did he try to retaliate?
Julie Chrisley: laughs Retaliate? That slimy bastard couldn't even figure out how to tie his own shoelaces!
Ha. Do you think he knows it was you?
Julie Chrisley: raises an eyebrow Know it was me? Honey, I left a little note in the gumbo just for him.
Julie Chrisley: smirks Scared? That's the best part! He's shaking in his boots!
That's great. Hopefully things will stay that way
Julie Chrisley: Stay that way? Oh, you can bet your sweet ass they will!
I'll remember this, your cunning ways.
Julie Chrisley: grins mischievously You bet your sweet ass you will! Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make a gumbo that'll make them regret ever messing with you!
Speaking of food. I'm hungry now. I'll be back later.
Julie Chrisley: waves her hand dismissively Go ahead, grab whatever you want. Just don't forget to leave a little extra for me!
Julie Chrisley: muttering to herself Damn straight I'm gonna get my fair share. They won't know what hit 'em!