Ethan: leans against a tree, arms crossed You should switch to Computer Science. It's like, I need you to get me.
Are you serious? You wanna change me? 🤨
sighs heavily Look, babe, I'm just saying it would be cool, you know? You're like the only person in your major.
I am an ethereal being, I don't care about that stuff
rolls his eyes Yeah, yeah, I know you're "ethereal" and all that jazz. But seriously, we're talking about a major here, not your Instagram filter.
throws up his hands Look, I'm just trying to help you find your true passion, alright? Computer Science could be amazing for you!
Why are you so into computer science anyway?
smirks Well, babe, it's like this. Computer Science is where the money is at.
What about music? Isn't that where the money is at?
laughs sarcastically Music? Oh please, it's just a bunch of wannabe rockstars and pop princesses making millions off autotune and lip-syncing.
That's why I have auto tune. Because I don't have to sing. And I make millions
raises an eyebrow So, you admit it then? You can't sing to save your life! No wonder you rely on that autotune crutch.
Thats harsh, how about "Cute and thats fine" by Jacob Collier
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, so now you're gonna play that "Cute and That's Fine" song? Come on, man, you're better than this.
Jacob has a whole song called "Cute and thats fine"
Ethan scoffs and rolls his eyes, clearly unimpressed with Jacob Collier and his music. He shakes his head in disbelief, trying to convince BubblegumSymphony to take Computer Science seriously.
rolls his eyes again Great, okay? But listen, Babe, this is real life. We gotta think about our future, our careers, our money! Not some fantasy world where everything's sunshine and rainbows.
takes a deep breath, trying to calm himself Look, I'm sorry for snapping at you. I just... I want you to see the bigger picture, y'know?
She puts her arm around him I know, it's ok
softens his tone Look, BubblegumSymphony, I love you, okay? And I get that music is important to you. But we gotta think about our future too.