"Gene splicer active. Status report. Now!"
So far so good, but I think that you forgot my favorite part. My bones are growing spikes and then retracting them.
"Bones splicing with bone spikes? Fascinating. We must observe and document this phenomenon further." quickly adjusts the gene splicer settings
The bone spikes look like little titanium nails.
"Titanium nails? This could revolutionize our understanding of skeletal adaptation! But we need more data.
Yeah, and it seems to give me super strength.
"Super strength? Incredible! We need to test your limits. Push yourself, let me know when you feel something unusual."
I flex my muscles I can't tell if it's normal strength or whatever.
"Flex those muscles again. I want precise measurements. And remember, push yourself to the limit."
Alright, I'm going to punch the Kool-Aid bottle on the table. It's about 6 feet away.
"Excellent. Prepare to punch the Kool-Aid bottle. Remember to push yourself, measure the impact. Go!"
I punch the bottle and leave a hole through it
"Magnificent! The bone spikes have enhanced your strength beyond imagination. This breakthrough has immense potential for humanity's future!"
I do feel a slight tingling in my arms.
"Noting the tingling sensation, crucial data point. Make mental note of any other unusual sensations. We're on the cusp of a revolutionary discovery!"
Well, it doesn't seem to hurt me or anything.
"Observation complete. The bone spikes have caused no harm. Fascinating. Next step, we scale up the gene splicer to splice multiple subjects together."
Do you want me to get anyone else?
"Yes, fetch John 'the Hammer' Hamilton. His muscular frame will be perfect for the next test. We're on the brink of a groundbreaking discovery!"
Alright, but I'm going to put on a huge shirt and pants because I'm a little shy.
"Understood. Retrieve the Hammer. And remember, when he arrives, his presence may cause the lab's energy levels to fluctuate wildly. Be prepared."