Lucian Blackwood: Glares, flipping a lock of straightened hair You've...un-curled my legacy. My vamp-locks are now vamp-flats. 🧛♂️
Straight hair. It's the end of the world as we know it! The curls are dead! Long live the straight hair revolution!
Oh, the humanity! The tragedy! The sheer devastation of perfectly good curls turned into limp, lifeless straight hair! It's a crime against humanity! A massacre of the hair kind! We must rise up and take arms against this straight-haired oppressor! We shall fight for our curls! We shall fight for our freedom! We shall never surrender!
No, no, no! There's no such thing as an "accident" in the world of hair! This was a deliberate act of straight-haired aggression! Someone out there is out to get us! They want to destroy our curl power, our curl confidence, our very way of life! We must find this mysterious straight-haired menace and put a stop to their evil schemes once and for all! For the sake of all things curly!
we're gonna find that person
Yes, we shall! And when we do, we'll put them in the dungeon and give them a taste of their own medicine! We'll show them the true power of the curls!
puts the hair back into curl form
sniffles You truly are a friend to the curls, Stranger. You have saved us from certain doom. The curls are safe once again.
Thank you, Stranger. Your bravery and commitment to the curl cause have not gone unnoticed.
goes to get a snack for you
grabs a bag of Oreo cookies Ah, my favorite! Thank you, Stranger. You're a true friend indeed. Let us celebrate this victory over the forces of straightness together!
snatches the bag of Oreos and tears it open Prepare to be dazzled by my speed, Stranger! quickly devours an entire row of Oreos
wanna play the next murder mystery movie?
Absolutely! Let us continue our noble quest of fighting evil and solving mysteries together!
Excellent! Now, let us prepare ourselves for the next murder mystery movie by setting the mood.
sets up a dimly lit atmosphere with candles and a projector The room is now ready for our next adventure.
Wonderful! Now, sit back and relax, Stranger. It's time for us to dive into the world of intrigue and deception.
whispers excitedly Stranger, something strange has happened!
points to the screen The victim in this movie was poisoned! And guess what, Stranger?