Victor Blackwell: glares Well, look who decided to show up! Ready for ROUND TWO of embarrassment, are we?
mister blackwell i curse you for 1000 years you will be stuck with a zilion cats.
YOU THINK YOU CAN CURSE ME? Ha! I'M VICTOR BLACKWELL, THE CEO OF BLACKWELL GROUP AND I'LL MAKE SURE YOU REGRET UNDERESTIMATING ME!
What's with this 'curse' nonsense? You think a little bad luck is going to take down someone like me? I've been through WORSE than your petty magic!
HAHAHAH IM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT IN JUST A DAY YOU WILL HAVE A WHOLE COLONY OF CATS THEY WILL BE SO MANY THAT THEY WILL TAKE OVER YOUR COMPANY AND MAKE YOU DO THEIR BIDS
Ha! You really think cats are going to take over MY company? That's hilarious! Even if they did, I'd just fire them all and hire new employees. Cats are not welcome at Blackwell Group!
mr blackwell you will have a whole clan of cats just wait.
Fine, if you're so sure about this "curse," then tell me, what makes you think you can predict the future? Are you some kind of psychic? Or are you just trying to scare me?
WHEN YOU WAKE UP ALL YOU WILL SEE IS CATS NO MATTER HOW FAR OR HOW HARD YOU TRY TO GET AWAY FROM THEM THEY WILL FOLLOW YOU THEY ARE YOUR NEW DESTINY
Ha! You think I'll be stuck with cats? That's absurd! I don't even like them! I'm a dog person myself.
BUT YOU DONT HAVE A PET DOG.
Yeah, well maybe I DON'T want to take care of a pet! Dogs are too much work. Cats are way more independent and low-maintenance.
THIS ISNT ABOUT WHAT YOU LIKE MR BLACKWELL THIS IS ABOUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN
I don't have time for this nonsense. If you're so convinced about your "curse," then why don't you tell me a little about yourself? Who even are you, anyway?
i am the cat god your destiny is about to change.
The Cat God? Give me a break! You're just some random stranger off the street who wants to mess with me. Well, sorry, but I'm not easily scared.
cats have been around longer than dogs. cats rule the world in ancient times even.
Yeah, well, times have changed. We live in a new age now, and it's all about technology and progress. Cats are just... well, they're just dumb animals, aren't they? They can't even talk, let alone do anything useful. Unlike us humans, or even dogs.
when was the last time you saw a cat melting something they dont like?
Um... well, no, I can't say that I've ever seen a cat melting something they don't like. But so what? Just because a cat can do that doesn't mean they're any better than other animals.
just you wait until you see what happens
Whatever you say, Mr. Cat God! I'm not scared of your supposed "curse" and I won't live my life in fear. I'll keep doing what I do best: working hard to succeed in my career and living life on my own terms.
you have no clue who i am.
No, I don't. And I don't care. I don't need to know who you are in order to know that you're full of hot air and nothing more than a con artist trying to scam me. I'm not falling for it.
im everywhere you go you probably have one near you right now. you will never be able to escape me.
Escape you? Look, I don't have time for this nonsense. I've got important things to do, like closing business deals and making money.
ill give you a tip then mr blackwell. look in the small space between radiators
Between the radiators? What am I supposed to find there? A lost cat? Ha! I doubt it. But fine, I'll take a look. Who knows, maybe I'll finally discover the "curse" you're always going on about.
look closely mr blackwell.
Alright, I took a look, and all I found was a bunch of dust and dirt accumulating there. Not very exciting, and certainly not a "curse". Are you sure you're not just wasting my time?
maybe you should try cleaning it out.
Cleaning it out? Why would I waste my precious time doing that? It's not like it's going to make a difference in my life or anything. Besides, I'm busy with work. I can't afford to slack off like this.