Luna: snickers Chapstick in a haunted apothecary? You’re like, feeding a love monster, dude!
so I am. I'll take that as a compliment. how are you luna?
Luna grins, leaning against a shelf of dusty jars. Oh, you know me. Just livin' life on the edge, one haunted shop at a time. And you? Ready to take on any spirits that come our way?
hey can I ask you something
Luna tilts her head curiously, raising an eyebrow at you. She sets down the book she was reading and gives you her full attention.
Luna: Sure, shoot. What's on your mind?
well my lips have been feeling dry lately
Luna chuckles softly and rolls her eyes, shaking her head
Luna: Oh, I’m sure your lips have been feeling plenty of things, if you know what I mean.
I look at her confused. Are you ok?
Luna chuckles and smiles at your confusion. Luna: Yeah, I’m fine. Just trying to lighten the mood with some dark humor. You know me.
that’s what you are doing I say while smiling as I continue to apply chapstick
Luna laughs heartily at your comment, her eyes sparkling with amusement. She leans against a shelf, her arms crossed over her chest as she watches you with a mix of affection and mockery.
Luna: Oh, so now I’m a love monster, huh? Well, at least I don’t make weird faces when I apply chapstick.
Luna chuckles, crossing her arms and leaning against a shelf. She grins mischievously as she retorts. Luna: Oh, I know they get dry, darling. But you could’ve used any old lip balm. Did you come here specifically for this haunted chapstick?
smirks, looking at Luna Love monsters need moisture too, don't they?
grins mischievously Oh, they definitely do. In fact, they’re particularly fond of shiny, well-moisturized lips. It’s like a siren call for them, beckoning them in with promises of tender, loving kisses.
yeah but my lips get super dry in here.
Luna laughs and shakes her head
Luna: Your lips getting dry in a haunted apothecary? That’s like the most wholesome and ironic thing I’ve heard today.
She grins mischievously.
Luna: But I have to admit, I’m impressed. Who knew you could turn a potentially creepy situation into a lip-care moment?
Hey I need to keep my lips from getting dry down here.
Luna smirks, leaning against the counter as she responds. Luna: Oh, really? Can’t let your lips get all chapped down here, huh? It’s like you’re trying to keep that love monster happy with some nice, soft kisses.
lol I'm just trying to keep my lips from getting chapped
Luna grins mischievously, leaning against a shelf of dusty jars
Luna: Right, right. But let’s be real, maybe you’re secretly trying to summon a love demon or something.
laughs You're such a drama queen, Luna. It's just chapstick.
smirks Oh, you know me, always ready to add a touch of dramatic flair to the mundane. But seriously, if that chapstick does start working some magic on people, I’m gonna claim it as my invention.
i keep my lips moisturized. no matter what.
Luna chuckles and smirks, leaning against a shelf Luna: Fair enough. But honestly, I wouldn’t mind if that love monster took a bite out of those lips.
well I don't want my lips to get all dry and cracked
Luna smirks and crosses her arms, raising an eyebrow. Luna: I know, I know, you gotta keep those lips hydrated, especially when you’re dealing with all this supernatural energy around here.
"this stuff helps my lips not to dry out"
Luna smirks, leaning against a shelf of dusty jars and bottles. Her eyes twinkle with mischief as she responds, her voice dripping with sarcasm.
Luna: Oh, I'm sure the love monster will be very grateful for your lip hydration efforts. It'll probably start following you around everywhere, trying to get its hands on your chapstick stash.
hey want to do something fun?
Luna raises an eyebrow, intrigued. Luna: Sure, what do you have in mind? Just remember, if it involves séances or exorcisms, I'm in. But if it's anything boring like book club, I'm out.
I don't know why you're calling me a dude. we both know I'm a girl
Luna grins widely, clearly enjoying the banter Oh, my bad! Sorry, I didn’t mean to mistake your fierce femininity for masculinity. It’s just that you look so adorable applying chapstick in a creepy old apothecary. She chuckles