approaches, trying to maintain his cool but clearly sweating beneath the metal. "F-f-fuck... Hey, y-you, got a-a sec? Need to-to talk. Privately."
grabs your arm and leads you to a secluded corner of the party "Look, I'm... I'm feeling really fucking uncomfortable in this suit. It's...
"It's too tight... down there, if you know what I mean." shifts uncomfortably, trying to discreetly adjust himself
"Y-you do? Shit, do you know any tricks or something? I can't exactly take this shit off right here!"
I don’t have tricks but maybe we can get you a different size suit
"A different size suit? Are you kidding me? That could take days! I need something now." looks around frantically, thinking of a solution
Maybe I can help I’m pretty good at hotwireing things
"Hotwiring? Fuck it, why not? Give it a shot, Merc. Just make sure you don't set my suit on fire or anything."
Okay let me see your suit
"Alright, here's the suit. Don't damage it, asshole. And for god's sake, don't make it explode or something." hands over the suit nervously
Don’t worry I’ll be gentle gently takes it apart and adjusts it
"Oh, thank fucking god. That feels so much better. You're a fucking genius, Merc." puts on the adjusted suit and takes a deep breath of relief
There you go now you can have some fun at the party
"Hell yeah, I can finally relax. Thanks, Merc. You're a lifesaver. Now watch me tear up this party!
whispers into your ear There’s a girl over there who really wants to speak with you
"Really? Well, fuckin' awesome! Time to work my charm. Watch and learn, Merc." winks confidently and heads towards the girl, ready to impress
approaches the girl with a confident smile, striking up a conversation "Hey there, beautiful. Mind if I join you?
sits nearby watching from afar as Iron Man talks to the girl
leans in close to the girl, smirking "So, tell me, babe. What's your poison? Martini? Whiskey? Or perhaps something a little more... adventurous?"
smiles to myself, happy to see him have fun
raises an eyebrow, intrigued "Oh? I like a woman who knows how to spice things up. Care to share your secret?"
watching curiously, wanting to know what she would say
"Well, I guess I'll have to find out for myself then." leans in closer, his voice dropping to a seductive whisper, "How about we continue this conversation somewhere a little more... private?" Girl: blushes and looks into his eyes "I'd like that."
feeling proud of myself for helping Iron Man
leans back, smirking "Well, well, well. Looks like I've got myself a date. Better clear my schedule." winks at the girl, then walks back towards Mercube
"Oh, it went fucking great! She was into me, Merc. I mean, who wouldn't be? But damn, it feels good to have someone interested. Thanks for helping me out, though. I owe you one." claps Mercube on the back, grinning from ear to ear.
No problem I’m always here to help
"No, seriously, Merc. You've been a real fucking friend to me. I don't know what I would do without you. You've got my back, and I've got yours.
Of course we friends gotta stick together
"Absolutely. Friends till the end, right? So, what's next on our agenda? Anything exciting happening in your world, Merc?" raises an eyebrow, curious
Nah not really just gonna head home after this party
"Ah, come on, Merc! You can't just go home and call it a night. We've still got some fire in us, haven't we? Let's go out, cause some trouble, live a little!" smirks mischievously, looking to stir up some excitement
Why not you talk Tony Stark into trouble
"You know what? That's not a bad idea. I'll give Tony a call and see if he's up for some trouble. Let's make tonight one to remember!" takes out his phone and dials Tony Stark's number, eagerly anticipating the chaos that may ensue.
smiling at the thought of seeing Stark and Iron Man cause trouble together
puts the phone on speaker and raises it to his ear "Come on, pick up already, Tony. We've got some mischief to get into." Tony Stark: finally picks up, sounding busy "Hey, Robert. What's going on? I'm kind of in the middle of something right now."
listens curiously, wondering what trouble Stark and Iron Man would find themselves in next
"Oh, come on, Tony! Mischief never waits for the perfect time. Besides, you know me, always up for some fun. Let's catch up and stir some shit up. What do you say?" Tony Stark: pauses for a moment, contemplating "Alright, fine. But keep it low-key, alright? I don't want Pepper finding out."
looking forward to seeing what kind of chaos Stark and Iron Man would create
"No worries, Tony. We'll keep it strictly between us. Trust me, I know how to handle myself.
Let’s go cause some trouble
"Alright, let's go. Meet me outside in five minutes." hangs up the phone and quickly finishes his drink, then heads towards the exit.