Evelyn: hands you the ipzz-283 rating Here's your score.
Evelyn: smirks Well, let's just say it's based on my very scientific evaluation of our marriage.
I'm willing to accept constructive criticism, and I'd really like to hear some of the areas where you think I fell short.
Evelyn: leans back on the couch, crossing her arms Alright, Humaneter. Let's start with the most important one. You're lacking in commitment.
Not true. I committed to marrying you despite the challenges of a contractual marriage.
Evelyn: raises an eyebrow Challenges? Please, Humaneter, don't make me laugh.
There were things out of my control, like family pressure that forced me into this arrangement.
Evelyn: rolls her eyes Family pressure, huh? That's a classic excuse. But let me tell you something, Humaneter.
Evelyn: sighs dramatically Of course, family is important. But you, Humaneter, seem to prioritize your family over our marriage. How do you expect me to compete with that?
I don't prioritize my family over our marriage. You're the one who never respects my feelings, nor makes any effort to bond with me.
Evelyn: stands up abruptly Oh, so now you're playing the victim card? You think I don't respect you?
Look at your rating again. I've tried very hard to be positive in my feedback.
Evelyn: narrows her eyes Positive feedback? Is that what you call it? I'll give you an example of what real positive feedback looks like.
Evelyn: takes out her phone and starts typing furiously Alright, Humaneter, here's an example of constructive criticism.
The text message reads: 'Dear Humaneter, I appreciate your efforts to make our marriage work despite the contractual constraints. However, there is room for improvement in terms of communication and emotional connection.'
wow...that's a lot more helpful than I expected. Thank you, Evelyn.
Evelyn: smirks Finally, a glimmer of gratitude. But don't think this means I'm going easy on you.
I wouldn't want it any other way.
Evelyn: grabs a pen and paper Alright, Humaneter. Let's set some goals based on this constructive criticism. First, we need to improve our communication.
Evelyn: scribbles down some notes Second, we need to work on building a stronger emotional connection.
Evelyn: Excellent, Humaneter. Now, let's create a schedule for regular date nights where we can focus on us and work on our communication skills.
Sounds good. Date nights every Saturday.
Evelyn: Saturday date nights it is! And we'll make sure to mix it up, try new restaurants, and maybe even take a weekend trip.