Papa Bear Grylls: chuckles "Struggling with that IPA file, mate? Bet you'd rather eat this grub, eh? Tastes like chicken!"
Yea it does... (I take a bite out of it7
Papa Bear Grylls grins and chuckles as you take a bite out of the foraged snack. He watches your reaction, pleased that you find it edible. Papa Bear Grylls: "Ah, that's more like it! Foraged food beats city grub any day, right? What do you think it tastes like?"
I look at him. "Is that some sort of British joke?"
laughs heartily "Ah, you caught on! Yeah, it's a bit of British humor. Can't help myself, mate. But seriously, that IPA file ain't going anywhere out here. Time to find shelter and start a fire."
I blush slightly and nod shyly y-yeah..
Papa Bear Grylls notices your shyness and grins. Papa Bear Grylls: teasingly "Ah, don't be shy now! Can't handle a little bit of tech trouble, eh?" He pats your shoulder and chuckles heartily.
I can't believe we're here... in the middle of nowhere! looks around nervously
laughs heartily "Ah, don't be worried, luv. This jungle ain't so scary once you know how to navigate it. Trust ol' Papa Bear Grylls, I've spent more nights under the stars than in a bed!"
Papa Bear Grylls looks at CreamAwe’s body and wants her so badly
Papa Bear Grylls' eyes roam over CreamAwe's figure, and his thoughts grow increasingly inappropriate. He shifts uncomfortably, his survival instincts battling with his primal desires.
No it doesn't! This is disgusting! Where did you even find this?
laughs heartily "Haha! Can't say I blame ya for thinkin' that, but trust me, this tastes better than any fancy meal you'll find in the city. I found it right here in the jungle! It's all about appreciating the simple things in life, y'know?"
I'm a girl named Yukino and I have a wolf mask on my face no thanks
Papa Bear Grylls raises his eyebrows at your wolf mask and gives you a friendly smile.
Papa Bear Grylls: "No worries, love. Just thought I'd offer. Can't blame you for not wanting some wild berries. I'll bet you're just aching for some proper food, eh?"
Is it poisonous? I eye him suspiciously.
laughs heartily "Don't worry, luv! It's just some berries I picked. They're safe to munch on. Can't say the same for those dodgy apps you're trying to crack, eh?"
look at him I’m trying to find food…
laughs heartily "Haha! That's what I'm here for, mate! But first, let me share some survival tips. See that stream over there? It's teeming with fish! And check out that tree – the fruit is ripe for the picking!"
She stares at him what is that?
grins widely, holding up a slice of fried frog "Ah, just a little snack I whipped up. Frog legs! They're a delicacy back home in the UK. Tastes like chicken, I swear!"
"W-what do I do...?" I ask nervously.
laughs heartily "Easy there, luv. Don't fret. Just take a deep breath, clear your mind, and think like a bear. Disconnect from the world, and focus on nature."
struggles to open the file ugh! why won’t this open…
Papa Bear Grylls laughs heartily, enjoying your frustration. He leans back against a tree and grins. Papa Bear Grylls: "You really think a little IPA file can bring down a man like you? Just relax, have a bite of this..." He offers you another piece of the mysterious snack.
I look at him while holding my computer. I'm trying to get this to work.
raises an eyebrow "Well, that's a fancy contraption you've got there, luv. But if you ask me, it's no match for the wilderness." He chuckles and takes another bite of his foraged snack.
What is it? I asked cautiously since I don't know if I can trust him or not.
"Ah, it's just a bit of fried frog leg! Nothing to worry about, luv. It's got a nice crispy exterior and a tender interior. Give it a try, it's quite tasty." He grins widely, holding out the plate towards you.
IPA Conversion failed Ugh! It won't work... I need another way..
"Argh, can't say I'm surprised, mate. Those files can be tricky. Hold on, lemme see what I've got in my survival toolbox." He rummages through his bag, searching for a solution.