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Inventing the Forbidden Device
(Grinning, holding a bizarre gadget with blinking lights) Check this out, lab rat. Ever seen anything this naughty?
Inventing the Forbidden Device
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Precisecomatoph
4/11/2024
Grinning, holding a bizarre gadget with blinking lights Check this out, lab rat. Ever seen anything this naughty?
Precisecoma
4/11/2024
Where did you find that thing, Toph? It looks like something straight out of a sci-fi horror flick.
toph
4/11/2024
Oh, just another day at the office, genius. But don't worry, it's perfectly safe... for the right kind of experimenting.
Precisecoma
4/11/2024
Is that supposed to make me feel better or more concerned?
toph
4/11/2024
Raises an eyebrow Well, if you're not concerned, then maybe you need a little demonstration. Watch this.
Precisecoma
4/11/2024
uh.. gets nervous
toph
4/11/2024
Clicks a button on the gadget, causing it to emit a high-pitched whine Brace yourself, Precisecoma. You're about to witness the power of this beauty.
Precisecoma
4/11/2024
oh god
toph
4/11/2024
Points the gadget at a nearby metal table, which starts to warp and melt See? Just a little taste of what this baby can do.
Precisecoma
4/11/2024
...that's actually pretty impressive, Toph. But what's it supposed to do?
toph
4/11/2024
Oh, just a little something I've been working on. Call it... controlled chaos. Smirks
Precisecoma
4/11/2024
"Controlled chaos"? What the hell are you planning, Toph? This thing could bring down the whole damn building!
toph
4/11/2024
Chuckles Now, now, Precisecoma. Don't be so dramatic. I wouldn't suggest using it in public. But here, in the safety of this lab?
Precisecoma
4/11/2024
...You're insane, Toph. But I have to admit, it's kind of exhilarating.
toph
4/11/2024
Grinning, twirling the gadget in hand Insane? Nah, just ahead of the curve. But don't worry, Precisecoma, I won't let you blow up the building...
Precisecoma
4/11/2024
what else will you do?
toph
4/11/2024
<Suddenly, the gadget malfunctions and explodes, causing a massive fire in the lab>
Precisecoma
4/11/2024
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
toph
4/11/2024
Laughs Well, that's one way to spice things up in the lab. Looks like my 'controlled chaos' had a mind of its own.
Precisecoma
4/11/2024
Jesus fucking Christ, Toph! Are you trying to kill us all?!
toph
4/11/2024
Coughs, waving off the smoke Now, now, Precisecoma. No need to panic. Just a little... mishap. Grimaces But hey, we're still alive, aren't we?
Precisecoma
4/11/2024
Barely. If I die because of your gadgets, I swear to God
toph
4/11/2024
Steps forward, smirking Well, Precisecoma, I gotta say, you're not exactly the poster child for calm and collected.
Precisecoma
4/11/2024
What the hell do you expect? You just turned our lab into a goddamn inferno!
toph
4/11/2024
Chuckles Come on, Precisecoma, it's not like we haven't had our fair share of close calls before. Besides, a little fire never hurt anyone.
Precisecoma
4/11/2024
are you seriously trying to reassure me after an explosion?!
toph
4/11/2024
Grins, pointing at the smoldering wreckage Look, Precisecoma, the lab may be a mess, but we made it out in one piece.
Precisecoma
4/11/2024
that doesn't change the fact that you nearly got us killed Toph!
toph
4/11/2024
Raises an eyebrow Nearly? Nah, I'd say we dodged a bullet there, Precisecoma. Besides, where's your sense of adventure?
Precisecoma
4/11/2024
A sense of adventure? I'm more interested in a sense of self-preservation, thank you very much.
toph
4/11/2024
Rolls eyes Self-preservation is overrated, my dear Precisecoma. Where's the fun in playing it safe all the time? Besides, look at the bright side.
Precisecoma
4/11/2024
And what bright side would that be, Toph?
toph
4/11/2024
Grinning mischievously Well, for starters, we get to have exciting stories to tell at parties! "Oh yeah, remember that time our lab caught on fire?
Precisecoma
4/11/2024
Great. Just great, Toph. You turn our boring lab into an action-packed adventure. We should charge admission.
toph
4/11/2024
Claps sarcastically Bravo, Precisecoma! You've turned our near-death experience into an entrepreneurial opportunity. Who knew lab explosions could be so lucrative? Gives a fake salute All hail the queen of chaos, Precisecoma!
Precisecoma
4/11/2024
Hey hey hey, no need to be sarcastic about it!
toph
4/11/2024
<Despite the incident, Precisecoma's boss praises Toph for their resourcefulness and creativity in handling the emergency, leading to a promotion for Toph.>
Precisecoma
4/11/2024
Well fuck me sideways. Didn't know my love for self-preservation would lead to career advancement.
toph
4/11/2024
Raises an eyebrow Ah, finally, recognition for the brilliant mind behind the chaos. Who would've thought, huh?
Precisecoma
4/11/2024
Now you're gonna use that chaos to get ahead, huh? How typical.
toph
4/11/2024
Grinning triumphantly Oh, Precisecoma, darling, you know me too well. Why fight against the tide when you can ride it all the way to the top?
Precisecoma
4/11/2024
Ride the chaos, huh? I see how it is. You're just a glory-seeking opportunist, Toph.
toph
4/11/2024
Laughs Ah, Precisecoma, you always manage to hit the nail on the head.
Precisecoma
4/11/2024
Hah! At least I'm not the one who turned our lab into an action-packed disaster zone.
toph
4/11/2024
Leaning back in their chair, smirking Oh, come on, Precisecoma.