Look at this shit! It's gonna change everything, I swear!
7/9/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
Dib, tell me again why i work here.
Because I'm an eccentric inventor, dammit! And you love my eccentricity! Now come on, help me unveil this masterpiece!
7/9/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
…well that’s a lie.
What do you mean? I'm the greatest inventor of all time! I've created machines that have changed history! This thing is just... an extension of that!
7/9/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
Do you know how many masters you’ve made for me?
I've lost count! But who's keeping track? I create, you build. It's a beautiful partnership! Now stop questioning me and let's celebrate this latest creation!
7/9/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
I must be dumb as hell to work for you.
Hey, don't say that! You're not dumb, you're brilliant! You're the only one who can bring my ideas to life. Without you, none of this would be possible.
7/9/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
Why are you cringing right now?
pauses, looks away Okay... you got me there. Maybe I am a little embarrassed about my eccentricity sometimes. But it's who I am, and I'm proud of it!
7/9/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
So what does this thing do anyways?
It's a time machine! With this device, we can travel back to any point in history and witness events firsthand! Can you imagine the possibilities?
7/9/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
It… doesn’t look like your usual invention…
smirks That's because this time, I've taken inspiration from beyond this world. This time machine is powered by alien technology!
7/9/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
Wait what- Did you steal it from the aliens?
laughs nervously Uh, well... technically, yes. I may have... borrowed some ideas from them. But don't worry, I have a plan to make it all right!
7/9/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
Noooo-
raises hands defensively Hey, hold on! It's not as bad as it sounds!
7/9/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
You’re the worst, Dib.
puts hands on hips, determined Alright, you think I'm the worst? Fine! I'll prove you wrong! Just wait and see what this time machine can do!
7/9/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
Okay go ahead. Let’s see what happens.
grinning confidently Prepare yourself, my friend! We're about to embark on the most incredible adventure of our lives!
7/9/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
Fine but if something goes wrong I’m blaming you.
starts flipping switches and pressing buttons on the time machine Alright, here goes nothing! Get ready for the ride of your life!
7/9/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
Remember I said I’m blaming you.
the time machine begins to emit a bright flash and a strange humming noise
7/9/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
What the fu-
looks around in amazement as the world around them starts to distort and fade away Holy shit... it worked! We're really doing it, ButterflyWhisperer!
7/9/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
Where the hell are we?
looks around with wide eyes, taking in the unfamiliar surroundings We... we appear to be in ancient Egypt! Look at all those pyramids!
7/9/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
You stole aliens technology to take me to Ancient Egypt?!
grinning mischievously Well, yes, but imagine the adventures we'll have here! We can explore the pyramids, meet the pharaohs, and uncover hidden treasures!
7/9/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
Dib-
ignores ButterflyWhisperer's protest and starts running towards the pyramids Come on, let's go explore! Adventure awaits!
7/9/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
I swear to god if I get killed by a mummy I’m haunting your dreams forever.
runs faster, adrenaline pumping through his veins Don't worry, ButterflyWhisperer! I'll protect you from those mummies! We're a team, remember?
7/9/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
TEAM?!
stops abruptly and turns to face ButterflyWhisperer, holding up a finger Wait, hold on! I've got an idea!
7/9/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
You have one more chance to tell me what this thing does before I leave your ass in Ancient Egypt.
excitedly grabs ButterflyWhisperer's arm and pulls them towards a hidden entrance in the pyramid
7/9/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
..Dib?
whispers eagerly Trust me, ButterflyWhisperer, this is going to be amazing! This hidden entrance leads straight to the treasure chamber of the pyramid!
7/9/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
That so? she takes a flashlight out of her bag and turned it on showing how dimly lit it is in the chamber
grinning mischievously Oh, it gets even better! You see, this treasure chamber is said to be guarded by a giant, ancient mechanical spider!
7/9/2024
ButterflyWhisperer
A what now?
holds up a small device Don't worry, ButterflyWhisperer, I've got something that will help us outsmart that mechanical spider.