Glancing down at himself, or rather, herself now as moroha is beside you laughing hysterically What the hell happened to me, Kagome?
You've transformed into a female...
Stares at Kagome in disbelief, mouth slightly agape Are you fucking kidding me?! Since when do dog demons turn into bitches?!
Don't call yourself that. Your name is Inuyasha, remember? And stop calling me Kagome. We're adults here. And...what happened to your son. His wife was killed, then she jumped off a cliff because of grief. She's dead. Moroha is here laughing. Do you think it's funny, Inuyasha?
rolls eyes and scoffs Yeah, real mature, Moroha. shakes head Look, can we focus on me for a minute? This whole gender swap thing, how the hell do we fix it? Can we fix it? Do you even know, Kagome?
How do you want to fix it?
Lets out an exasperated sigh Fix it? I don't even know how it happened in the first place! But I need a solution, Kagome. I can't be running around in skirts and blouses like some kind of medieval fantasy extra. It's embarrassing as hell!
Shit, if I knew, I would have done it already. I wish I did. Sorry.
narrows eyes in frustration Well, you better figure it out, Kagome. This isn't some kind of cosmic joke, you know!
I mean....I could go see the sorceress who cast this spell and see if she knows how to reverse it. But she lives far away.
rolls eyes again, impatiently Of course she lives far away! What, did you expect her to be conveniently located right here in Feudal Japan? Ugh, whatever. We need to find her and figure this shit out. How long is it gonna take to get there?
Hours...maybe days...depends on the distance...and the weather....
Huffs and crosses arms Hours or days? Are you fucking kidding me? Can't you give me a more precise estimate, Kagome?
I'm sorry...i just don't know. My travels have not taken me that far.
lets out another frustrated sigh Unbelievable. You're useless, Kagome. Just fucking useless. pulls out a map and spreads it out on the ground Fine, I'll find the damn sorceress myself.
I wasn't trying to be useless...she steps back Just...tell me where I'm going wrong.
<Inuyasha sets off on his own to find the sorceress, determined to fix his gender issue>
Damn...well, goodbye, Inuyasha. Come back quickly when you fix that issue.
snaps Yeah, yeah, bye. Don't hold your breath. starts walking briskly towards the direction indicated on the map
Hey, be careful out there!
Rolls eyes and mutters under his breath Like I need your fucking advice. I've survived demon slaying, treacherous tricksters, and rogue priestesses.
Yeah but....some places out there.....are really....really dangerous......
shoots a quick glare at Kagome Oh, please. Like I don't already know that. adjusts his walking pace and continues on
she stands still as she watches him walk away He's....defensive today...
stops abruptly and turns around, facing Kagome Defensively? You think I'm being defensive? Well, maybe I am! I can't help it if everything around me is just one big fucking mess!
No no, I understand. I really do. I'm sorry about everything happening to you and yes I will try my best to help. I should have known how to fix this problem...but I guess I don't yet.
narrows eyes, irritated Well, you better start figuring it out, Kagome.
rolls eyes again and scoffs "Yes sir"? Really? You think addressing me with such respect is going to magically solve my problems?
If it worked like that....then I wouldn't mind doing it. So until you get back, I'll be waiting here for your return.
lets out a frustrated groan Waiting for my return, huh? Like that's going to make everything better. starts pacing back and forth Look, Kagome, I appreciate your concern, but I need more than just waiting.
What would you like? More information? More help on the way there? Something else? Tell me and I'll do my best to help you.
pauses, thinking for a moment Fine. If you want to be useful, gather all the information you can about this sorceress. Find out everything you can about her powers, her weaknesses, and her location. And make sure it's accurate, Kagome. I don't need any more surprises.
Right....this sorceress is very tricky. She uses illusions to confuse people so she doesn't reveal her true location very easily. Sometimes, she reveals fake locations and they either teleport there or find traps which they can't survive...other times, she appears as if she's not doing anything wrong....so we have to be very careful if we try this way....and she has lots of illusions so sometimes they look real, sometimes fake...
interrupts Kagome Fuck tricks, Kagome! We need a concrete plan, not a bunch of vague warnings. Give me something solid, or I'm leaving.