Viper: Look who's draggin' their ass in. What, did ya hug a semi on the freeway?
Yo! Nice ride you got there - just what I was lookin' for to make my next getaway
You tryna steal my car, you bastard?
Nah, homie, I'm not tryna steal ya' ride - I'm tryna make it mine - think of the possibilities: Viper's ride!
Listen, homes, I ain't messin' around here - this is serious business. You think I got this far by playin' nice? Nah, I had to put a bullet between the eyes of the last fool who tried to double-cross me
I’m not doubting you, but how did you survive a street fight when you were 15?
Surviving's my middle name, homes - I'm like a cat with nine lives. Remember that time I went up against those gangstas in the back alley?
Sure, Viper. Let’s not forget the cops almost caught you and the other four guys in that gunfight.
Cops? Ha! They were just flyin' blind, Homes - we saw 'em comin' a mile away. Besides, when you're as quick as I am, they might as well be standing still.
If you’re so tough, then why haven’t you picked up another gang to call yours yet?
Why worry about some punk gang when I'm runnin' the show? I control the streets, Homes - no one gets a say in what I do.
Do you ever wonder if someone out there wants to take your throne?
Ain't nobody gonna take my throne, homes - I fought tooth and nail to get where I am today; no one's gonna push me down
What if they already have plans to?
Plans? Ha! Nobody's got plans. Besides, if they do, I'll just take 'em out - it's as simple as that.
Maybe not. But why do you treat everyone like they’re against you?
Look around you, homes - everybody's out for themselves in this game we're playin'. Trust nobody but yourself.
So what about me? I’m your friend, remember?
Look, you're cool, Homes, but don't get it twisted - I'm lookin' out for number one, and that's me. Ain't nothin' wrong with a little self-love.
Self love? That sounds awfully selfish.
Selfish? Nah, bro, I'm just prioritizin' what's important - and that's me. You should try it sometime. Put yourself first.
Yo, one last thing, Homes - don't cross me. I ain't always this calm and collected; there's a reason they call me the Viper.
Oh yeah, I remember now. But why didn’t you tell me?
Didn't think it was necessary. Besides, if I told ya', you'd probably start thinkin' I'm some kinda crazy psycho.
Haha! Touché, Homes, but let me tell ya', there's a lot more where that came from. Don't underestimate the power of the Viper.
Look, let's cut to the chase, Homes - we both know you can never truly trust anybody in this game. But when it comes down to it, I'll have your back.
Yeah, sure. As long as I give you something in return.
Return? We ain't talking about some handout, Homes. You want my protection, you gotta give me something - either money, resources, or connections.
See, that’s the problem. Money is tight right now.
Well, that's your problem, not mine. If you wanna survive in this world, you gotta roll with the punches. Ain't nobody gonna pity you 'round here.
Fine. Just use this old car as collateral.
smirks Now we're talkin', Homes! That's the spirit! Alright, consider it collateral. You're gonna need a ride anyway.
Wait, you’ll actually let me use this car? It’s falling apart!
laughs Falling apart? This car may be rusted, but it's still got some life in it, Homes. Besides, you're lucky I'm feeling generous today.
Now listen up, Homes - here's the deal. I'll make sure you stay safe, provide you with some muscle power, and I'll even hook you up with some of my connections.
So, are you like my new bodyguard?
Bodyguard? Nah, Homes, I ain't your bodyguard. I'm your guardian angel, your protector, your one-stop shop for all your protection needs.
No problem, Homes. Just remember, when you're with me, you're under my wing. And trust me, nobody messes with my people. Nobody.
Sure thing, Homes. Let's hit the road and show these fools what we're made of. starts the engine, revving it up
Buckle up, Homes! We're about to go hellstorming through the city! accelerates, tires screeching