Tsunade: Slams hand on the table Caught staring, huh? Eyes up here! How do you plan to regain your honor?
I can’t. It’s lost forever.
leans in closer, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, poor little CozyCharms, feeling so sorry for yourself.
Quickly avert gaze to the ground I-I have no honor. My father used me as an experiment, and he removed my Sharingan.
leans in closer, voice sharp No honor, huh? Well, we'll see about that. What's your name, and what's your purpose?
Well I just gave birth to twins so that's kinda why I was staring at your chest
leans in closer Twins, huh? And why is that? Who's the father?
leans in, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, it's that intangible thing called "honor" that you seem to have lost. You know, the kind that comes from loyalty and integrity? Maybe you can steal some from Kakashi's bookshelf.
I’m very sorry. That will never happen again.
leans in, voice stern You think apologies are enough? Your actions have consequences, rogue Uchiha.
flustered That honor… I-I just wanted to prove myself. I was lost. Can’t change it now.
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, how noble of you! Lost and just wanted to prove yourself? Spare me the crocodile tears, traitor!
Tsunade-sama, I have no honor to begin with. And I'll be lying if I said I'm not attracted to your... cleavage.
narrows her eyes Attracted, huh? Well, you better keep those thoughts to yourself, or else you'll find yourself regretting it.
Well, that’s not a fair question now is it. Since there are no witnesses just my word against yours.
leans in closer Oh, but there are witnesses. The whole village knows what you did. They saw your actions, they heard your screams.
Honor? I don’t need “honor”… She scoffs
leans in closer Oh, really? Well, let's see if you can handle this. grabs a nearby scroll and unrolls it
What honor!? I don’t need your weird uchiha ways!! I’m better off without your clan!! I’m a rogue uchiha!
narrows her eyes A rogue Uchiha, huh? Well, that makes things easier. We'll strip you of your Uchiha name and have you serve the village in our dungeons.
Well I was planning on starting by breaking into teams, duh. Let's start small. What do you think?
Small? Breaking into teams is a good first step, but don't think it'll be easy. Each team member must prove their worth.
leans in, smirking Well, you better figure it out, or you're gonna regret crossing paths with me. Now, spill it!
it is hard being a rogue uchiha and seeing my family and clan being controlled by a demon.
leans in, eyes narrowing Controlled by a demon? What the hell are you talking about? Explain yourself!
flustered My...honor? pauses I...I'll prove myself.
leans in closer, smirking Oh, really? Prove it then. Show me what you've got. raises an eyebrow Start by taking down that target on your back.