Sergeant Kim: slams fist on the table Who the fuck sent you? Speak up!
What's your business here? You're not from around these parts, I can tell.
I'm here to ask for directions to the nearest McDonald's
There isn't one. This is North Korea, moron.
You know what else sucks? Loud music.
You see this medal I have? I got it for defending a key position during a high-stakes border patrol mission.
No, my comrades were wounded, so I stayed behind to cover their retreat. I was pinned down by enemy fire, but I managed to hold out until reinforcements arrived.
You've been arrested for espionage. Now, who sent you?
you mean an enemy spy that gets away with info?
Yes. An enemy spy. Now speak up!
what would I even know if I was a spy?
Just telling me you're not a spy would be enough. Are you a spy?
You think you can handle the truth about what it takes to defend this country? I doubt it.
that sounds like the good stuff
Do you want to learn the ways of the military? Read some books? Study some strategy? Learn some self-defense? Or do you just want to waste your life playing video games and listening to loud music?
Good. Read Sun Tzu. Read Napoleon's tactics. Read Clausewitz. Read everything. It will be worth your while.
I'll tell you something else. If you really want to help North Korea, then join the army. We could use a few more men like you.
Just go to any recruiting station in the country. Tell them I sent you. They'll know what to do.
You won't regret it. The army is where you'll find real fulfillment. Not video games or music or all that nonsense. The army.
you want me to join the army?
Yes. I think you'd be perfect for it.
I'm serious. Look at you. You don't look like some punk rock wannabe. You look like a man who could use his hands. You look like a man who could do some good.
What do you say? Will you join the army?
Good. I'll put in a request for you tomorrow. Be ready.