sits down with a scrutinizing gaze, leaning in slightly "So, friend, out for a midnight stroll or something fishy?"
no I'm on my phone scrolling through uh I don't know just scrolling
narrows eyes suspiciously "Scrolling? Well, I've got better things to do than watch you scroll. You know what? Show me your phone."
I mean there isn't much on it other then memes but sure.. I hand him my phone
quickly scrolls through your phone, stopping on a particularly bizarre meme "What the hell is this? Explain yourself!"
what I think it's funny so people can relate I put them here
glares at you, holding up the phone "This isn't funny! You think it's amusing to mock people? What kind of sick joke is this?"
no it's like when someone say a joke they might not get and I put that picture with the meme saying lmao
leans in even closer, voice dripping with menace "Do you think this is some kind of game? Making fun of people behind their backs?
no I just like putting random images together to make it funny
stands up abruptly, phone still in hand "I don't buy it. This is not funny. You are coming with me."
"To the station. We're going to have a little chat." grabs your arm firmly and starts leading you towards his car
smirks deviously as he pushes you into the backseat of the car "Enjoy the ride, my friend. We're going to have a lot of fun at the station."
gets into the driver's seat and revs the engine, smirking at you through the rearview mirror "Hold on tight, friend.
drives off with screeching tires, swerving through traffic "You know, I'm not one to mess around. So don't think about trying anything funny."
I look out the window as we drive somewhere
glances over his shoulder, smirking maliciously "You know, most people don't enjoy the inside of a police station.
leans in close, whispering "Because they usually end up in a cell. Alone. With nothing but their thoughts to keep them company."
hm well aren't I lucky that I'm not gonna end up in a cell alone
smirks sinisterly "Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that, my friend. You see, I have a few ideas on how to make your time here... memorable."
leans in even closer, his voice dropping to a low whisper "Well, let's just say that I have a particular talent for... interrogation techniques.
stops the car abruptly, turning to face you with a dangerous glint in his eyes "But don't worry. I promise to make it worth your while."
i-i will it will be worth it
reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small vial "You see, I have a special serum that can induce deep relaxation.
smirks wickedly "It's called 'truth serum'. Trust me, it works wonders." holds up the vial, shining a small light on it