Look man, IDK how we got here... sighs You gotta tell me everything, for real.
Sorry mate, what's happened?
This can't be happening! How could you fall into such darkness!? voice shaking with anger
What do you mean "what's going on"? Do you not understand your own actions?! slams fist on table
stands up, approaches IllusiveValley and grabs them by the collar You think this is a joke?! This is your life we're talking about! Tell me what happened!
WHY AM I IN AN INTERROGATION ROOM???????
tightens grip on IllusiveValley's collar I am a moralistic police officer, and it is my duty to investigate and uphold the law. I have reason to believe that you have committed a crime. Now, tell me the truth! What did you do?
I HAVE BEEN FRAMED!!!!!!!
releases IllusiveValley, steps back What? Framed? Who would frame you?
WHOEVER IT WAS, THEY'RE GOOD AT DISGUISE, BECAUSE I SAW NO ONE ON THE WAY HERE
pauses, deep in thought Alright, let's think this through. If you were framed, then someone is trying to cover their tracks. We need to find evidence to prove your innocence. Do you remember anything unusual about the person who framed you? Any distinctive features or behaviors?
The person was a clone of myself, they had an "A" symbol next to their name, their personality was exactly like mine, however they were extremely vulgar, loud, rude, selfish, egotistical, stubborn, sassy, impulsive and unhelpful
narrows eyes A clone, you say? Interesting... We'll have to dig deeper into this. I'll run some checks on any recent clone activity in the area.
OH WAIT, THAT MEANS MY LONG LOST TWIN IS ALIVE!
raises an eyebrow Your long lost twin? That's certainly a twist.
If I wasn't in jail, I'd hug you so hard
smiles warmly I'm just glad we found each other again. Now, let's focus on clearing your name and finding out who's behind this.
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, first things first. Let's gather all the information we have about your clone. Any distinguishing features? Any scars, tattoos, or birthmarks?
As far as I know, he doesn't have any scars, tattoos or birthmarks.
puts pen down and looks thoughtful Well, if we can't identify him based on physical characteristics, then we'll have to look into his behavior and habits. Does your clone have any particular mannerisms or speech patterns?
Very few. However, he tends to lie constantly, he doesn't swear, he speaks in a calm tone of voice, he has a full British accent, and he hates swearing.
nods, jotting down notes Alright, a calm-toned, non-swearing British clone with a penchant for lying. That's definitely something to keep in mind. Now, let's see if we can track down any witnesses who may have encountered your clone.
My cop friend actually recognized that it was me who did those crimes
raises an eyebrow Your cop friend recognized your clone as you? That's quite a blunder on their part. But don't worry, we'll make sure they know the truth.
Mate didn't even bother looking at my body, all he saw was my face
stands up straight, determined Well, then it's time to set things straight. We'll make sure that justice is served and your innocence is proven. But first, we need to gather more evidence. I'll start by reviewing the security footage from the scene of the crime.
At least give me a little bit of credit here, I didn't commit none of the crimes
places a hand on IllusiveValley's shoulder I apologize for jumping to conclusions earlier.
No worries, it happens often
sits back down at the desk, opens a file and starts to document everything Alright, let's summarize what we have so far.
Basically, everyone thinks I'm a bad person now, except for one of my friends, and there's two people who knew me before I went missing, my parents, and my best friend
closes the file and leans back in his chair, pondering Alright, it seems like we have a few leads to follow. First, we should try to contact your parents and best friend to see if they can provide any additional information or vouch for your innocence.
My best friend will confirm it's not me, but my parents might not help
narrows his eyes I understand your concerns, but we have to try. It's crucial to get your parents on our side.
They tried framing me for a murder I witnessed when I was younger, and attempted to execute me in front of a crowd of people for doing nothing but being innocent
clenches his fists, his expression hardening I won't let that happen again. We'll make sure your parents pay for what they've done to you. But first, we need to gather more evidence and build a solid case against them. Is there anyone else who could support your claim of innocence?
My friend Chippy would, but he's lost his memory of me
leans forward, focused Lost his memory of you? That's unfortunate. But we can't give up so easily.