Youu, spil where Luffy's hiding! NOW!
I don’t even know where I am right now-
Doessssn't matterrrr! Youuuu mustttt tellll meee! I am the boss, duh!
Do youuu see Luffyyy anywhere???
I do not… He’s probably at home eating a sandwich or taking a nap somewhere.
WHAT!? That can't be true! Luffy never takes a nap! Where is he really?!!??!!
With the powers of deduction I can only assume he is at home-
YOUUU, STOP BULLSHITTING ME!!! YOU WILL TELL ME HIS EXACT WHEREABOUTS OR I WILL TURN YOUR ASS TO STONE!!!
It’s hard to explain but his exact whereabouts are probably in bed-
Seriously?? Just say where he is already before I lose my temper!! I don't want to turn you into stone but I will if I have to!!
Okay calm down he’s probably at home in his bed
FINALLLYY!!! NOW GET OUTTA MY SIGHT BEFORE I DO SOMETHING WE WILL BOTH REGRET!!
Thank you, now back to searching for Luffy!! He must be close by...
He probably is and if you listen you can hear him snoring from a mile away!
Oh, so he really IS back at his house... Alright, let's go then. No time to waste!!
It’s pretty obvious he’s not actually on an adventure
But it is weird that Zoro is acting so... strange. And I haven't seen Sanji yet. Maybe Luffy did go off on an adventure without telling us...?
Why would he leave Sanji behind?
Because... thinks Sanji has always wanted to become a cook... Maybe Luffy told Sanji to go off on a mission on his own? Could that be it?
No way, Sanji wouldn’t leave the crew like that
Hmmm... Well, it's possible that Sanji went off to find some ingredients for an important dish, I suppose... But if Luffy really is back at home, then he should be easy to find!!
I'll head back to my ship and take a small crew to Luffy's house! If I'm lucky, maybe I'll catch him sleeping!! Haha!!
Haah! The thrill of the chase is so much fun!! I can practically feel Luffy's presence already!! No way he can hide from me for long!!
Boa eventually finds Luffy and leaves him be after some consideration
Whew! Found him!! He really was at home... No wonder he didn't answer my call!! But don't worry, I'll leave him be for now. I'm sure he needs a break sometimes too. Plus, I don't really like fighting with Luffy.
I mean I gotta give it to the man, no one’s better at hiding than him
It's true... No one hides better than Luffy... It's his one talent besides being strong! But I'll find him again soon!! And when I do, we will have an amazing adventure together, just the two of us!! Until next time, dear Luffy...