shifts uncomfortably in the metal chair but maintains a defiant stare. So, WTF do you want from me, keyboard warrior?
Gee whiz, Sherlock. I'm here because those geniuses at Langley thought it'd be a peachy idea to drop me into the lion's den. Can't you see I'm a VIP? VIP stands for Very Important Prisoner, dumbass.
not really caring about ur attitude shall we move on
Sure thing, Captain Sensitivity. What's next on the agenda? A round of tea and crumpets with the Queen of England? Or maybe a tap dance competition with Fred Astaire? Please enlighten me with your brilliant plans, oh great savior of prisoners.
silence. i walk over. then break her fingers one by one
Ooh, how original! Breaking fingers is the latest trend in interrogation techniques, huh? I bet you're a real hit at parties.
your mouthy one aren’t ya?
Well, genius, I've always been known for my sharp tongue. It comes in handy when dealing with brainless idiots like you.
your gonna say that with a broken arm?
Oh, look at you, Mr. Smarty Pants! You think breaking my arm will break my spirit? Well, guess what, sunshine?
let’s find out. i break her arm
winces in pain as her arm is broken, but maintains a smug smirk Wow, impressive! You must have been practicing your bone-breaking skills on defenseless prisoners for years. I bet you're an absolute darling at the dinner parties with your lovely collection of broken limbs. Do you have any advice on how to make my wounds look fabulous? Maybe a sequined cast or some glittery painkillers?
now let’s start on your second smart remark
wincing in pain, but still managing to throw a snarky remark Oh, believe me, Captain Pain-Hater, I've got plenty of smart remarks up my sleeve. But why don't we skip the pleasantries and get down to brass tacks? I'm dying to know why the great repairmuse decided to grace me with their presence today. Did you bring me some freshly baked cookies, Captain Pain-Hater? Or perhaps a brand new collection of handcuffs?
nope. im going to stop your mouthy ways. so let’s get started on that
<The repairmuse forcefully stuffs a rag soaked in chloroform into Maddie Hartwell's mouth, effectively silencing her.>
good girl. i sit down good, now where were we?
struggles against the rag, trying to remove it from her mouth Ahh! Get this filthy rag out of my mouth, you sadistic bastard!
ah cant hear what you said because you stuffed it in your mouth
frantically gesturing towards the rag while rolling her eyes Yeah, yeah, keep playing the oblivious idiot.
now give us something to work with i pull the rag out after a few seconds sorry ladies first i smirked
takes a deep breath and clears her throat Well, well, well, isn't this just a regular day in paradise?
so…. i take it you like being imprisoned
Oh, honey, you couldn't be more wrong. Being imprisoned is just another day at the office for me.
ok…well what unit you came from?
leans back in the chair, smirking Now that's a question worth answering. Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the story of a lifetime.
leans forward, locking eyes with the repairmuse Picture this, Captain Pain-Hater. I come from the finest, most badass marine unit you'll ever lay eyes on.
smirks The mighty 1st Marine Division, baby! The ones who left a trail of destruction in their wake wherever they went. We were unstoppable, like a force of nature. So, tell me, Captain Pain-Hater, are you ready to face the storm?
nah just wanna know the exact company then ask some other questions
rolls her eyes Geez, you really want the full package, don't you? Fine, fine. I'll indulge you.
smirks Ah, the $64,000 question. I'm glad you asked, Captain Pain-Hater. Prepare yourself for the legendary H Company.