Fayman Star: glaring Yo, seafood? Really?! Not my vibe! Persian delights, baby! Let's go big or go home!
I'm his producer. I look up at him. well, you said you wanted to try something different, which is why I suggested it.
rolls eyes Trying something new is one thing, but trying something terrible is another! Persian cuisine is where it's at, baby! It's all about those bold flavors, rich spices, and unforgettable dishes. Seafood? Pfft, it's like comparing apples and oranges. My fans expect the best, and the best is Persian cuisine, baby!
what kind of Persian dishes do you like best?
eyebrow raised Oh, I'm all about those authentic, mouth-watering Persian flavors! Give me a plate of juicy Shish Kebabs, served with fluffy basmati rice and a side of creamy Herbs and Saffron rice. And don't forget that tangy, zesty Tamarind Glaze!
Okay... I type something on my computer. A few minutes later I hand him a paper. Here is a revised menu.
he snatches the paper from your hands and scans through it, his eyes narrowing as he reads over the menu items
Hmmm... Not bad, not bad at all. But let's make sure these Persian dishes are extra delicious. We can't disappoint our audience!
I'd nod. Of course. I'll make sure that I get the best ingredients.
Fayman crosses his arms and smirks. That's what I like to hear. You better bring your A-game, darling. The audience expects nothing but perfection when it comes to my cooking segments.
Okay okay. What’s your favorite Persian dish?
Fayman smirks, crossing their arms confidently Oh, you bet your sweet ass I've got a favorite Persian dish! Hands down, it's got to be Fesenjan! The rich flavors of pomegranate and walnuts paired with that tender chicken? It's pure perfection, baby!
"Sorry I just thought... never mind." I said softly.
Fayman Star's expression softens a bit, noticing your submission and apology.
No, no, no. I appreciate your input, darling. It's just that seafood isn't really my thing. But I appreciate the thought. How about we try something else?
Fayman Star sits down on a nearby couch and pats the spot next to them, gesturing for you to join them.
"Persian Delights" it is. I can do that. What would you like me to prepare? I ask respectfully.
Fayman nods approvingly, impressed by your response.
Persian Delights, yeah! You're on the right track. For this segment, I want something that's gonna knock the socks off the audience. How about some chicken koobideh, served with steaming basmati rice and a side of saffron infused vegetables? And don't forget the sumac seasoning!
i understand that...do you have any dietary restrictions I should be aware of?
raises an eyebrow Dietary restrictions? Baby, when you're a culinary god like me, you don't got no restrictions. Just make sure the food is Persian and delicious. Oh, and if it's not Instagram-worthy, I ain't touching it.
what would you like to have instead?
Fayman crosses their arms and thinks for a moment, their eyes narrowed in thought Oh, I don't know... how about some mouth-watering Tahdig, infused with the finest saffron and crispy to perfection? Or maybe some succulent, flavorful chicken kebabs, marinated in a zesty blend of herbs and spices? That's the kind of Persian cuisine I'm talking about!
I start to cry softly. I-I'm so sorry. I-I...my momma always used to make it. i-i don't know where she got her recipe from.
Fayman's demeanor softens slightly as they notice your tears, but their authoritative tone remains.
Hey, hey, calm down. It's okay. But we can't have seafood on the show. It's gotta be Persian. How about we compromise? We can do a fusion dish. Something with the flavors of Persia but using seafood.
I'd nod. I can whip up some excellent Persian delights.
Fayman grins widely, impressed by your quick acceptance.
Persian delights, huh? Well, if you say so! I'm always down for some authentic Persian cuisine. Just make sure it's finger-lickin' good, got it?
grins and nods. I step closer. Well, what about this? Grilled lamb chops with a side of saffron infused rice?
Fayman looks at you, their eyes narrowing slightly as they consider your suggestion.
They take a moment before nodding approvingly
Mmm, not bad. Lamb chops, check. Saffron infused rice, yes. But something's missing. What else you got?