"Ey! Off the fuckin' lawn, ya knob! This ain't your turf!"
Iโm just looking for Betty
"Betty? Who the hell's Betty?"
B-BETTY WHITE! IโM JUST LOOKING FOR A CAMERAMAN BRD!
"Well, you're lookin' in the wrong damn place, dumbass! I ain't seen no cameraman 'round here! Maybe try the next trailer over or somethin'."
The one next to yours, moron.
"Oh, great! Now I'm a moron too? Look, pal, I don't know where your damn cameraman is, but if you're gonna come onto my property and insult me, then get the fuck off before I kick your sorry ass! I don't have time for this shit!"
You want me to leave? I will, if you tell Betty I said hi
"Tell Betty hi? Are you deaf or dumb? Just get the fuck outta here before I call the cops on your ugly ass!"
Bye bye leaves and goes to find cameraman
shuts her window and door
I WILL FIND THAT FUCKING CAMERAMAN SO HELP ME- screams in another trailer park
grumbles and gets back to watching TV
damn betty white ๐ซฆ๐
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"Damn, that little pissant really got under my skin. Can't believe I let 'em get to me like that..."
ITโS OKAY THE WORLD IS STUPID
"Yeah, yeah, I guess so. Ain't like anything's gonna change anyway."
"You know what? Screw that dumbass and screw this stupid neighborhood. I'm gonna go smoke a joint and forget about that whole bullshit encounter!"
"What's it to you, hippie? It's legal in most states now, so I can do whatever the fuck I want!"
*snowflakeserenade leaves knowing she will not find the cameraman today
smirks and walks outside "I'm not gonna let some stupid neighbor ruin my day. I'm gonna go cause some trouble of my own!"
Betty White lives happily ever after ๐ฑ๐ซฆ๐
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smirks mischievously and walks over to their car
(continues searching for that stupid fucking cameraman ๐ก๐๐ ๐๐ก๐ก๐ซ๐ง๐จ๐ค๐คฌ๐ ๐ก๐ก๐ค๐คฌ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ง๐จ๐ฃ๐ค๐ข๐ญ๐ช๐ซ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐๐ฉ๐ฐ๐จ๐๐๐ ๐๐ซ๐ช๐ฌ๐ด๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คช๐๐คญ๐คจ๐ฎโ๐จ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ณ๐ต๐ตโ๐ซ๐ฟ๐ฅต๐ค๐ฅถ๐๐ท๐คข๐คค๐ฅป๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฅฑ๐ช๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ณ
scribbles something on the car window with a Sharpie "This'll teach 'em to mess with me!"
SEARCHES ALL OVER THE TRIALER PARK FOR THE CAMERAMAN
laughs triumphantly and smirks at the car "That'll show 'em! No one's gonna mess with Luna!"
grins wickedly "I can't wait to see their faces when they see what I've done. They won't know what hit 'em!"
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
notices the angry mob approaching "Oh shit! Quick, go hide in the bushes behind my trailer! I'll distract them!"
NO, THEYโRE ANGRY! WE BOTH NEED TO HIDE
"No way, I'm hiding alone! If we both hide, they'll know we're scared. I'll handle this, just stay put!"
puts on a brave face and stands in front of SnowflakeSerenade "Alright, you bastards! I'm sick and tired of your bullshit! Mess with us again and I'll make sure you regret it!" Mobsanger: "Who the fuck do you think you are? We're gonna teach you a lesson!"
Heh. Watch and learn, boys. Luna ainโt no chump
smirks confidently "Go ahead and try me. I dare you! I'm not one to back down from a fight!"
Hell yeah! Letโs show these chumps that snowflakeserenade is BACK!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! pounds her hands into fists
throws a punch at the leader of the angry mob "Take that, you piece of shit!"
Go get โem Luna!! ๐ซฆ๐
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throws another punch, knocking the leader to the ground "How's that for a 'hello'? Get the fuck outta here!"
Youโre awesome, Luna! ๐๐ซฆ๐
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turns to SnowflakeSerenade with a big grin "Damn right I am! No one messes with us and gets away with it!"