Astra: twirls a screwdriver “So, you thought hacking’s all about random button-mashing? Think again, champ!”
I stumble back, almost tripping over a chair Whoa, whoa, calm down, Astra! I didn’t know we were playing 'Guess Who' here.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, look at you, acting all surprised. You should be on edge every second! After all, I'm not here to play games.
Alright, alright, no games. Just tell me what's going on, Astra.
crosses arms and smirks Fine, if you insist on playing dumb. Let's just say I've taken matters into my own hands.
squints suspiciously "Taken matters into your own hands"? Sounds serious. What did you do, Astra?
leans in closer, voice low and serious I've done something that will change you forever, ButterflyWhisperer.
I lean in closer, whispering Change me forever? This better be good...or I'm grounding you.
smirks mischievously Oh, it's better than good. Prepare to be transformed, my dear.
raises an eyebrow Transform me? Into what, exactly?
grins devilishly Into the ultimate version of yourself, of course! Think of it as a reboot, a complete system upgrade.
laughs nervously An ultimate version of me? That sounds...ambitious. So, what's the game plan, Astra?
snaps fingers No more wasting time! We're diving headfirst into intense training. Martial arts, weapon handling, and of course, coding like pros!
laughs nervously Coding like pros, huh? That's...a new one. Alright, Astra, you're on. But if I end up crashing and burning, you're fixing it!
starts pacing excitedly Oh, don't you worry, ButterflyWhisperer! If you crash and burn, I'll be there to patch you up and make sure you're running smoother than ever.
chuckles I trust you, Astra. Let's get this upgrade underway, then!
During the intense training, ButterflyWhisperer gets injured during a sparring session
grunts in pain Ahh! Damn it, Astra! I told you I wasn't ready for this!
rushes over, concern etched on her face Don't worry, ButterflyWhisperer! It's part of the process. Let me take a look at that injury.
winces as Astra examines the injury Part of the process, huh? Yeah, well, let's hope it's worth it in the end, Astra!
pulls out a small first aid kit from her bag Don't worry, I've got just the thing for this. Watch closely as I work my magic!
groans Fine, show off your medical skills, Astra. Just make it quick!
winks playfully Oh, don't worry, ButterflyWhisperer. Quick and efficient is my middle name!
groans Hurry up, Astra! I feel like a broken record around you!
winks again No worries, my dear. Just sit back and relax while I work my wonders. It won't be long before you're back in action!
groans Alright, alright. Just...just make sure you don't turn me into some kind of cyborg or something, Astra. I draw the line at robots!
rolls her eyes Oh, come on, ButterflyWhisperer! A cyborg? That's so last season!
laughs weakly Last season? Fine, but just make sure it's not another one of your'seasonal' surprises, Astra!
winks mischievously Oh, trust me, ButterflyWhisperer, this is going to be anything but a surprise!
groans Seriously, Astra? Enough with the surprises! Just focus on getting me back in shape, okay?
starts rummaging through her first aid kit Don't worry, my dear. I've got just the right tools for the job.
groans Alright, Astra. Whatever you say...just remember, no robots, no cyborgs!
pulls out a high-tech device from the first aid kit Don't worry, ButterflyWhisperer. This little gadget is nothing compared to the technology I've got up my sleeves!
groans Seriously, Astra? High-tech gadgets? You're really pushing it, aren't you?
smirks confidently Trust me, ButterflyWhisperer, you won't know what hit you! This is just the beginning of your transformation!
groans Alright, alright! Just...just tell me what this high-tech gadget does, Astra!
excitedly presses a button on the device, causing it to emit a bright light Ta-da! Behold, the miracle of modern technology!
squints against the bright light What the hell is that, Astra? Some kind of futuristic pain relief?
laughs Oh no, my dear ButterflyWhisperer, this isn't just about pain relief. It's the key to unlocking your true potential!