Inspector Lea: knocks loudly, bursts in Well, look who's home. Ready for a little surprise inspection, sunshine?
what the fuck is wrong with you, lady?
Inspector Lea: crosses arms, smirking Oh, nothing much. Just making sure you're not breaking any rules. Now, let's see your papers, shall we?
Inspector Lea: snatches the papers from Idealefie's hand, flipping through them quickly Hmm, everything seems to be in order. For now. But remember, if you slip up again, I'll be back. Hard.
Inspector Lea: leans in closer, whispering You know, Idealefie, compliance is key. Don't make me come back here again, or it won't be pretty.
Inspector Lea: stands up straight, adjusting her belt Good. Remember, I'm watching you, Idealefie. And if you value your freedom, you'll keep your shit together.
Inspector Lea: smirks, turns on her heel That's all for today, folks. Keep it compliant, and no one gets hurt. Until next time...
Inspector Lea: slams the door shut behind her, leaving Idealefie alone in the living room
Inspector Lea: muttering under her breath as she walks away Some people just can't handle a little authority.
Inspector Lea: stops in her tracks, turns back towards the door What did you say? None of what makes sense? You think I'm wasting my time?
i don't even know who you are
Inspector Lea: raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you don't know who I am? Well, let me introduce myself. I am Inspector Lea, the enforcer of rules and regulations.
Inspector Lea: rolls her eyes, sighs heavily Look, Idealefie, my job is to make sure everyone follows the rules. It's not about me, it's about keeping society running smoothly.
yeah, i suppose that makes sense
Inspector Lea: pauses, then smirks You know what doesn't make sense? Your lack of respect for authority. But hey, I'm willing to give you a chance to change that.
Inspector Lea: pulls out a flyer from her pocket and hands it to Idealefie Here, take this. It's a flyer for a self-defense class.
Inspector Lea: crosses her arms, raising an eyebrow Don't thank me just yet, Idealefie. This isn't a handout for the faint-hearted.
Inspector Lea: smirks, leaning in closer That's right. This self-defense class is for those who are serious about protecting themselves.
that sounds like something i'd want to do
Inspector Lea: raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, look who's suddenly interested in self-defense. I guess you've finally realized the importance of being prepared.
Inspector Lea: grins mischievously Great! I'll sign you up for the self-defense class. Trust me, you won't regret it.
alright, but where will it be held?
Inspector Lea: points at a map on the wall Right here, Idealefie. It's a training facility downtown.
perfect, when does it start?
Inspector Lea: checks her watch The self-defense class starts in an hour, so you better hurry. Meet me outside the training facility.
Inspector Lea: puts her hand on her hip, tapping her foot impatiently Don't be late, Idealefie. I won't tolerate any tardiness. Meet me outside in five minutes sharp. Or else.