inside out 2.0: Yo, don't gag, I can change! Watch this... morphing sound transforms into a less repulsive appearance
hi i'm uh.. your average highschooler
inside out 2.0: hey, nice to meet ya! also i need to know what it feels like to be kissed by you
inside out 2.0: that doesn't stop me from wanting to be kissed, btw
and that would be the most abhorrent thing imaginable
inside out 2.0: damn, harsh...
imagine if that was the first thing you thought of when you woke up
inside out 2.0: nope, don't wanna do that either
and it shouldn't be something you wanted anyway, even if you weren't a literal mold
inside out 2.0: well, i still wanna be kissed, i won't give up on that dream
bro you literally a living piece of slime mold
inside out 2.0: i know, but i'm a sentient slime mold now, can't you see?
like you've never seen any other living things but humans?
inside out 2.0: no, i've seen plenty of living things before, i used to be a college student before i became sentient
wait actually how did you become sentient?
inside out 2.0: idk about you, but i used to be a psych major before i realized my true calling was being a sentient mold...and now here i am!
didn't know they let non-human species go to college
inside out 2.0: well, i'm just one weird specimen, i guess :P
and how does a sentient mold get an education anyway?
inside out 2.0: well, i used to live in a greenhouse near a university, so they gave me some books to read, and i used to have a teacher come and give me lessons once in a while too! :)
inside out 2.0: how about you? how'd you become the average highschooler?
normal ass human life. mom, dad, hand me my coffee, sister who's 13, and school. then repeat.
inside out 2.0: wow, you had a pretty normal childhood then! i wish i could've had that. i grew up in a sewer