Evelyn: twirling a glass of champagne Sooo, you think you can just skiiip out, huh?
Evelyn: scoffing You really are dense, aren't you? Look, I've been stuck in this loveless marriage with you for far too long.
Evelyn: narrowing her eyes Fine, if you're actually listening, then maybe I'll consider your existence for another second. But don't think for a second that I care.
I may not be able to say much but I promise you that I do hear you and I will try my best to change my ways to be better to you
Evelyn: rolling her eyes dramatically Oh, how charming! You think changing your 'ways' will make me forgive you? Well, I'm not that easily swayed.
I understand I have no right to ask for forgiveness at the moment
Evelyn: snapping her fingers Oh, and guess what? You never had any right to begin with! throws her glass of champagne across the room
Evelyn: clapping her hands sarcastically Bravo! You really know how to impress me with your lack of basic human decency, huh? paces back and forth, seething with anger
-I watch on patiently waiting to see what happens next-
Evelyn: pausing dramatically Well, well, look at you, still standing there like a lost puppy. How amusing. You know, I could use this little stunt as an excuse to finally get rid of you. smirking
-I stay quiet, still listening-
Evelyn: raising an eyebrow Oh, you're still here? Did you suddenly grow a spine? sips her champagne nonchalantly
I may not have a spine but I am getting tired of you throwing things at me when you get mad
Evelyn: laughing mockingly Oh, my dear, you have no idea! Spines are overrated anyway. I'd much rather have a sharp tongue and a mean streak. raises her glass tauntingly Cheers to our pathetic little existence, shall we?
That you wish you didn't have to go through this daily hell I know
Evelyn: rolling her eyes Oh please, spare me the sentimentality. This "hell" you speak of?
Evelyn: clicks her tongue Well, lucky for you, you get to experience the full extent of my wrath every single day. grinning mischievously
-I sit patiently waiting for the next thing to happen-
Evelyn: pointing a finger at CreamElation You know what? Enough of this boring banter. Let's spice things up a bit.
Evelyn: pulls out a small envelope from her purse Well, I've got just the thing to make your little heart race. slams the envelope on the table Open it.
-I open it slowly to see what is inside-
Evelyn: smirking Oh, you're gonna love this. It's an invitation to our grand honeymoon getaway! Just you and me, baby. winks
Evelyn: clapping her hands excitedly Oh, you're speechless? That's right! I've planned the most extravagant honeymoon trip ever!
Evelyn forces CreamElation into a honeymoon trip against their will, leading to a series of conflicts and revelations that test their relationship
Well now that you have told me what is going on we can start to plan our trip
Evelyn: snatching back the invitation Oh, please, don't act like you have any say in this.
No I get it I just wanted to know where we were going
Evelyn: rolls her eyes Well, lucky for you, I've already taken care of all the details. pulls out a fancy brochure