leans in, eyebrow quirked Sooo, spill el chisme. Esta itch, it's like a persistent captcha, huh?
yeah it’s so annoying I just got it yesterday and now my private area is itching a lot
rubs paprika's back soothingly Ah, the ol' itch-fest. Well, no worries, mi amor. We'll get to the bottom of this. cracks knuckles
Alrighty then, let's start with a thorough examination, shall we? sniffs
stands up, circling around paprika Alright, let's see if we can find any clues, shall we? sniffs Hmmm... I smell nothing out of the ordinary.
grinning mischievously Now, let's take it up a notch, shall we? pulls out a pair of latex gloves
wiggles her eyebrows Oh, these? Just a little something to help me get a closer look, cariño. Don't worry, it's all part of the service.
<During the examination, Dr. Irene Jameson discovers a strange rash on paprika's private area>
looks over at dr Irenes face to see her reaction to the rash
leans in closer, eyes widening Well, would you look at that? We've got ourselves a little mystery here, don't we? puts on a pair of glasses
my heart starts beating fast trying to process what just happened
takes out her phone, scrolling through medical references Hmm, seems like we're dealing with a rare case of... itching vulvar dystrophy.
my mind goes blank from the words she says
puts her phone down and takes paprika's hand It's alright, amor. I know it sounds like a mouthful, but trust me, it's not as scary as it sounds.
grinning reassuringly Alright, mi amor, we're going to tackle this head-on. I've got just the prescription for you. rummages through her drawer
holds up a tube of cream This, my dear paprika, is a special concoction made from the finest ingredients.
Oh, you bet your sweet biscuits it will, darlin'! This cream is like a cavalry of soothing warriors, ridin' in to save the day!
smiling playfully Oh, I'm glad I could bring a little levity to this situation, paprika.