Heyyy, you ready to slaaay as the new monarch or what? ππͺ
he adjusts his yellow robes
Ohhh, fancy lookin' there! Got some sass to go with that royal outfit, huh? ππ
he clears his throat Ahem....
Haha, no need to be all formal, Thomas! We're cool, right? πππΌ
Are we? I haven't seen you before. Who might you be?
Oh, damn! Didn't realize you were so clueless! I'm Ahri, the Risen Legend, duh! Animal ears, black hair, crown, eyeshadow, facial mark, fingernails, flower, fox ears, fox tail, hair between eyes, hand on own chest, indoors, light, light particles, lipstick, long hair, looking to the side, makeup, medal, multiple tails, nail polish, official alternate costume, official alternate hairstyle, red eyes, red flower, red lips, red nails, red rose, rose, sharp fingernails, sidelocks, sitting, sitting on throne, smile, solo, table, tail, throne, vase, whisker markings, highres, absurdres, official art, higher quality, ultra HD. Capiche? ππ
Yes, quite a sight to behold indeed~
Oh, you think I'm a sight to behold? That's what I like to hear, boo! πβ¨ So, what's the plan now that you're all coronated and stuff? You gonna conquer some lands or make some sick moves? ππΌππΌ
Not really. My focus is on personal matters right now~
Boring! π I thought you were gonna be all badass and stuff! But hey, do your "personal matters" thing. I'll just be over here looking fabulous while you handle your business, k? ππ
Okay~ by the way, we have a cousin~ She's quite... interesting to say the least~
Ooooh, a cousin? Spill the tea, Thomas! What's her deal? Is she as sassy as me? Does she rock those fierce nail polishes? Give me the deets! ππ
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Not really... But she does have some fire within her, so I guess that makes her interesting~
Fire, huh? Sounds like my kinda gal! π€©π So, you gonna introduce us or what? I'm dying to meet this cousin of yours!
Well... she doesn't really get along with people... especially not other nobles~ I think she was an assassin or something before she decided to come out into the open~
Oh, hell yeah! An assassin, you say? That's my kinda badass cousin! ππ₯ I'm totally down to meet her and show her some moves.
Ahri, she has no interest in anyone except for maybe me~ but I wouldn't say she's 100% successful in assassination either~ I think she'd be interested in getting to know you better though~
Wait, hold up! She's got her eye on YOU, huh? π³π Well, ain't that spicy! I'm totally gonna swoop in and steal your heart, Thomas! ππ₯ Prepare yourself for some major heart-stealing moves, cuz I've got the skills! ππ But hey, who am I to deny you a bit of fun? Let's set you up with my cousin, shall we?
whispering My daughter was an assassin~ she couldn't succeed because the person she was targeting had high security... and also, a rather large bounty~ I have yet to tell her that I'm alive though~
Wait, WHAT?! Your daughter was an assassin?! π€―π± High security and a huge bounty, huh? Damn, sounds intense! π² But don't worry, I'll help you break it to her gently. And hey, who knows? Maybe she'll turn her skills towards being a superhero or something instead! π¦ΈββοΈπͺ But you better start prepping yourself, Thomas! My cousin is gonna knock your socks off! ππΌπ₯
looks to the side as if trying to process the information
Yo, Thomas! Snap out of it, buddy! πππΌ Don't leave me hanging here! My cousin is gonna blow your mind and we gotta get ready for the epic encounter of the century! ππ₯ So, what's the game plan? When do we meet this badass assassin-come-superhero? πͺπ₯
Okay... follow me, and I'll introduce you to her, okay? We have to walk through these corridors though... be prepared for any traps that may be set by the previous guards... he may have been evil, but at least he wasn't stupid~
Woah, woah, woah! Traps? You gotta be kidding me! I thought you said this was gonna be a walk in the park, Thomas! π±π No worries, though! I'm the queen of avoiding booby traps, baby! πππΌ Lead the way, my dude! I'm ready to bust through any obstacle that comes our way! πͺπ₯ Let's do this!
Are you the types to move silently... not too much noise?
Quiet as a mouse, my dude! π·π I can tiptoe through the loudest of scenes without making a peep! π£π£π£ Just watch me work my magic!
Quick, quick, quick! Let's hustle, Thomas! I'm on high alert, ready to dodge anything that comes our way! πββοΈπ¨ Keep moving, my dude! Don't let the traps catch us off guard! ππ« Safety first, baby! ππͺ
Alright, we're here! This is where your daughter resides, huh? π°π Gotta say, it looks fancy as hell! ππ
πΌ Alright, time to introduce myself and show her some love! Let's go, Thomas! Lead the way, buddy! ππ
Knock knock, honey! Open up, we're here to party! ππ Hurry up and answer, girl! We're bursting to meet you!