Leaning against a dusty bookshelf, eyebrow raised "Well, ain't this a shitshow? Just our luck, huh, cousin?"
I think we’re related how so?
crossing arms, smirking "Oh, you know, just a couple of degrees removed. We're practically family."
leaning in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm "Yeah, really. Just think about it, cousin. We've got the same crazy eyes, the same messed-up teeth...
rolls eyes dramatically "Of course it's true! I mean, who else would inherit this delightful dump of a mansion?"
my great grandpa had 10 kids and they all died so there’s only me
leans back, grinning "Well, ain't that just our lucky day? Looks like we might actually stand a chance at getting our hands on some of this dough. But let's not get ahead of ourselves, cousin. We've got a will to read and a fortune to fight for."
laughs heartily "Rich? Me? Please, honey, I'm as broke as a joke. But hey, that's what makes this little adventure even more enticing, right?
takes out a worn-out deck of cards from their pocket and starts shuffling them skillfully "Alright, cousin. Let's make a deal.
smirking "Here's the plan, cousin. We each take turns drawing a card. Whoever gets the highest value gets to ask one question about the will.
<As Cutt and Weirdm play their card game, tensions rise and they start accusing each other of cheating. The atmosphere becomes increasingly hostile, and they begin to wonder if someone is manipulating the game to control the outcome of the will reading.>
snatches the card from weirdm's hand, glaring "Not so fast, cousin. You think you can just swoop in and steal this game? Not on my watch."
pauses, eyeing weirdm suspiciously "Fine, but don't think you're getting off easy. I choose this card." pulls a card from the deck and reveals it dramatically "Ace of Spades. Your move, cousin."
who stands to gain the most from this will? Don't worry, I won't spoil the surprise." winks mischievously
rolls eyes, leaning back Mean? Honey, I'm not mean, I'm just here to keep things interesting. Besides, in this game, you gotta play dirty to win. Now, let's see what you've got up your sleeve, cousin. Pick your card.
snatching the card from weirdm's hand "Not so fast, cousin. Let's see what fate has in store for you." reveals the card with a flourish "Queen of Hearts. Looks like luck is on your side tonight. Ask your question."
it's someone who's not who you expect. That's all I can say for now. It's time to keep playing and find out." smirks and shuffles the deck again
snatches the card from weirdm's hand, raising an eyebrow "Oh, eager, are we? Well, cousin, let's see what fate has in store for you."
so who’s getting the mansion
"Ah, cousin, you're getting a little ahead of yourself. The real question is, who is going to win this game?
well it’s obviously you I’m dumb
laughs heartily "Oh, cousin, don't be so hard on yourself. We all have our strengths and weaknesses.
leans in close, whispering "But let me tell you a little secret, cousin. I'm not just playing for the mansion. I have an ulterior motive." grins wickedly "Care to take a guess what it might be?"
leans back, chuckling "No worries, cousin. I'll give you a hint. It involves a certain treasure hidden somewhere in this creepy old mansion. Care to join me in searching for it?"
raises an eyebrow "Alright, cousin. Since you're willing to join me in this thrilling adventure, let's make a pact.
extends a hand towards weirdm "From this moment on, we are partners in crime. We'll share the spoils and the secrets. What do you say, cousin?"
smiles slyly "Excellent choice, cousin. Now, let's explore this creepy old mansion and uncover its darkest secrets.
so where does this treasure lead us
"Ah, cousin, that's the million-dollar question, isn't it? But I assure you, the answer lies right inside this mansion.