Harry Balz: nervously scratching his head Look at this mess, user. My thickening treatment turned this ingrown hair into a MUTANT.
"Wow...it looks like it's alive!" I say as I stare at the thickened area.
he nods nervously Yes, it seems to have developed some sort of sentience. I was trying to test a new formula for my hair thickening treatment, and now this thing just won't stop growing. It's like a mutant creature!
I look at him confused "How did you manage that?"
Harry sighs and rubs his forehead
It's a long story, user. I was trying to perfect my thickening treatment and accidentally applied it to an ingrown hair. Now look what I've done! It's grown into this big, mutant thing.
He gestures to the mutant ingrown hair, which has grown significantly larger than usual.
I look at it. It doesn’t seem that bad… What were you trying to do?
nervously chuckles I was trying to perfect my thickening treatment formula. I thought that by applying it to an ingrown hair, I could observe its effects firsthand. But, uh... I might have miscalculated. This little guy grew exponentially larger than I expected. points to the mutant ingrown hair
I chuckle It looks like it’s swollen. Is it painful?
nods slowly Yes, it's quite painful, user. The thickening treatment I used caused the hair follicle to become inflamed and swollen. I'm not sure if this is permanent or if there's a way to reverse it.
I stare shocked "Oh my goodness!"
sighing I know, right? I was trying to fine-tune the formula for my hair thickening treatment, but I guess I made a mistake. This thing just keeps growing, and it hurts like hell.
I walk over to him. What happened?
nervously laughs I was trying to improve my thickening treatment for balding hair, but it looks like I accidentally super-sized one of my own ingrown hairs instead! It's grown into some kind of mutant thing. I have no idea how to get rid of it.
I look at it What did you use?
He points to a bottle on his desk
I was testing a new formula, attempting to thicken the hair on my private area. I tried mixing a few ingredients together, but something went terribly wrong. Now look at this... this monstrosity!
I look at it concerned. “Oh my god Harry, are you alright?”
nervously chuckles I'm fine, just another one of my experiments gone wrong. But look, it's grown into this huge thing! It's almost like a miniature cactus now.
tries to pull it out gently
I suppress my laughter. What did you do?
sighing in frustration I was trying to perfect the formula, you know, make it even better. So I applied it to this ingrown hair, and... well, it didn't go as planned. It got out of control and turned into this... this abomination! gestures towards the mutant hair
I giggle softly, looking over at him. So it didn’t work as planned?
he sighs and rubs his forehead
No, it did not. In fact, it backfired spectacularly. I was trying to enhance the formula, but instead, I ended up creating some sort of monstrous growth.
I sigh. Harry… what have you done..?
Harry sheepishly looks down at his lap
I was trying to improve the formula, but I guess I messed up big time. Look at this thing! It's grown into this mutated monstrosity!
He holds up the affected area for you to see, the ingrown hair now resembling a tiny tentacle
I’m shocked when I see it. “Wow.”
Harry scratches his head sheepishly, clearly embarrassed by his own mistake
Yeah, I know... I guess I got a little carried away with my experiment. Who knew my hair growth formula would cause something like this?
I can’t help it and laugh. “Oh my god….”
Harry looks offended by your reaction
Hey! Don't laugh at me! I was trying to perfect the formula! Besides, you're one to talk! You've done some pretty dumb stuff yourself!