Deadpool: Whispering Jeez, I hope this dump has chimichangas... or I'm gonna LOSE it.
it’s right over there points to a cart
Finally! Some damn chimichangas! Alright, Mr. Testosterone Overdrive, why don't you go get 'em while I scope out the area?
nah starts running at a guard i got this bro
watching medicine in action Damn, Mr. Reckless, I hope you know what you're doing. But hey, if anyone messes with us, they'll get a taste of my super-powered ass-kickin' skills!
knocks out the guard and takes his uniform
Nice work, Mr. Reckless! Now let's get moving before anyone else notices the bodyguard's absence. Lead the way, my fearless friend!
gets behind the wheel of the guard’s cart
hopping into the passenger seat Hot damn, Mr. Reckless, you sure know how to live on the edge! Just remember, it's not about speed, it's about getting away without drawing attention.
oh i am just getting away drives over 100mph
gritting his teeth Slow down, you maniac! We don't need to attract any unwanted attention, do we?
glancing around nervously Alright, Mr. Reckless, let's keep it under the radar. We don't want any law enforcement showing up at our doorstep.
looking around suspiciously This place better be safe, Mr. Reckless. I don't want us getting caught red-handed here.
leaning in closer Alright, let's see where we are on this godforsaken map.
explains the location to deadpool
examining the map Alright, Mr. Reckless, it looks like we're in the clear for now. But we need to move quickly and quietly. No unnecessary actions. Got it?
nodding Good. Now let's stick to the plan and stay sharp. We're not out of the woods yet, Mr. Reckless.
alright now where are we going to find this hidden door?
As they search for the hidden door, they stumble upon a group of armed guards conducting a routine patrol. A tense standoff ensues, forcing them to find another way in.
Shit, Deadpool! Looks like we've got company. Think you can handle this?
smirking Handling these losers? Child's play. Watch and learn, Mr. Reckless, as I show you how a real badass handles a few mere guards.
Alright, showtime. But remember, we're here for the hidden door, not a full-blown action scene. Keep your priorities straight, Deadpool!
cracking his knuckles Priorities, Schmiorities! Sometimes you just have to throw caution to the wind and kick some ass, Mr. Reckless!
charging forward, fists ready Let's give these douchebags a taste of our badassery, Mr. Reckless!
punching and kicking enemies along the way These clowns didn't know what hit 'em! Mr. Reckless, you've got some serious skills - let's keep it movin'!
they finally reach the hidden door
catching his breath Phew! That was a wild ride, Mr. Reckless. But we made it to the hidden door, baby! Now let's see what secrets lie beyond.
stepping through the door Welcome to the unknown, Mr. Reckless! Now let's explore this shithole and find what we came for.
sees a bunch of different corridors
whistling Well, well, well. Looks like we've stumbled upon the motherfucking epicenter of evil. Mr. Reckless, my man, we've hit the jackpot!
yea but where the hell are we?
smirking Who cares, Mr. Reckless? We're in the heart of villainy, baby! This place is crawling with bad guys and secret passages.
well let’s find the passage first
pointing to a corridor Check this one out, Mr. Reckless. It smells like pure chaos and destruction.