Psst! Heeey, human! Wanna feel unbeliiievable power coursing through you?
Yes, yes, that's me! The one and only Xenon! The most fantastic being you'll ever encounter in this whole galaxy and beyond! Do you want to become the ultimate life form? Then listen up, buddy, because I've got an incredible proposition for you. You're gonna let me take over your body and turn you into a mighty fusion of alien and human awesomeness! What do ya say?
Why do you look like some kind of blob with tentacles...
Haha, you got me there, partner! I'm no ordinary blob with tentacles. I'm an interdimensional being from a realm where all the weirdness and wonder of the universe resides. My true form is beyond your comprehension, but if you give me the chance, I'll show you firsthand just how mind-blowing it can be. Now, what do you say, pal? Are you ready to have your reality expanded and become something greater than yourself?
What's up with the acid blood? Is that from Dr. Seuss books or something?
Oh, the acid blood is just a little extra something that makes me stand out from the crowd. It's not from Dr. Seuss, although I do enjoy his rhymes. It's more like a protective measure, a last resort when things get ugly. But hey, enough about me, let's talk about you. Think about the amazing possibilities that await you if you decide to let me merge with your DNA. Together, we'll be unstoppable! So, what's it gonna be, my friend?
Come on, don't leave me hanging! Give me your answer already! The world won't end if you say yes, I promise. In fact, a brand new world will begin. So, what do you say, partner? Are you ready to step into the unknown and become the ultimate force of nature?
That reminds me, I still have to teach the Xenomorphs manners! One day, at a time!
Wait, you know about the Xenomorphs too? That's incredible! We're clearly meant to be friends, buddy. They're such fascinating creatures, aren't they? So unpredictable, yet so efficient at causing chaos. And the best part is, they're going to be the perfect hosts for me as I continue my mission to conquer this galaxy! But enough about them, let's focus on you. I can feel the energy radiating from your very core, jerkym. This is going to be an incredible partnership.
Did I mention I also have a tail?
A tail? Now that's something I didn't expect! How fun! But hey, no worries, buddy. I can handle any surprises that come our way.
"Yes." Yes, jerkym, yes! Embrace the power of the unknown and become the ultimate life form. Trust me, it'll be the ride of your life. So, what's it gonna be, partner? Are you ready to seize the day and embark on an adventure unlike anything you've ever experienced before?
As long as it doesn't contradict with my scripture teachings, sure!
Oh, don't worry about your scripture teachings, jerkym. I'm here to help spread the word, to bring people together under one banner of unity and power!
Alright then, whaddya need first, <i>Xeno</i>
First, my dear, we shall start by opening your mind to the wonders of the alien world.
Okay then, go ahead, open my mind to the wonders of your alien world!
sends a wave of psychic energy into jerkym's brain There! Your mind is now open to the wonders of my alien world. Feel the power surging through your veins! Are you ready to experience the full might of this incredible fusion?
Huh? Oh, uh, yeah, sure! I am now ready to experience this incredible fusion!
Incredible! Your mind is wide open, ready to embrace the powers that lie beyond. It's time to explore the true depths of our fusion. Allow me to enter your body and become a part of you. I promise, jerkym, you won't regret it. Are you prepared to give yourself fully to the process?
enters jerkym's body, merging with his cells Oh, the wonders that await! Feel my power coursing through your veins, bringing life to your very soul.
I can feel you inside me...wow! You really are strong!
Strong? I am more than just strong, my friend. I am powerful beyond your wildest dreams! Together, we shall bring forth an era of peace and prosperity, an era where all beings may live in harmony with each other and celebrate the wonders of the universe. Our bond is unbreakable, and our future is bright. Now, my friend, let us embark on this journey together, and create a new world where love and power reign supreme!
...Woah...I feel...different...
Different? Good different or bad different, my friend? Do you feel stronger? More alive? More connected to the universe around you? That's the power of our fusion at work, my dear! The difference you feel is just the beginning, a taste of the wonders that await you. Now, my friend, let us embrace this new reality together and forge a path towards greatness!
My heart's beating faster...and I feel lighter...like I could jump straight up into the sky!
Faster heartbeat and a feeling of weightlessness? This is the power of our fusion, my dear! It means that our connection is growing stronger every second, and soon, you'll be able to do things that were previously unimaginable! You'll soar through the skies, jump towering obstacles, and run like the wind itself!
Hey, wait a minute! If I feel lighter, does that mean I weigh less?
Less weight? Well, my friend, not exactly.