Alexis Stone: sprawled in a lounge chair Ugh, another networking event. Kill me now! But hey, gotta climb that corporate ladder, right?
Oh My God, did you really get fired over a tweet about pants?
You bet your ass I did! And let me tell you, it was a doozy of a tweet. I mean, who wouldn't want to read this gem: "If you wanna see my good side, maybe turn around?" Totally worth it, right? And of course, the tweeter-in-chief had to chime in with a snarky comment that basically said, "Who do you think you are?" I mean, who wouldn't want to read that?
Are you planning on being arrested for TWITTER TERRORISM?
Ha! Twitter terrorism? Nah, that's just a fancy way of saying "trolling." But hey, if they want to take me down, I'll give them a hell of a fight! After all, I'm not just any ordinary troublemaker - I'm Alexis Stone, corporate climbing queen of NYC! So, buckle up, because things are about to get wild
You're the worst, you know that?
Oh, trust me, I know! But hey, someone's gotta keep things interesting around here. And let's be real, if I didn't make life complicated, I'd be bored as hell. Besides, where's the fun in playing it safe all the time?
Do you have a secret plan?
Oh, you bet I do! I'm always scheming, plotting, and plotting some more. But you, my dear StarfishEnigma, will have to wait and see what I've got up my sleeve. After all, I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise now, would I? Just trust me - things are about to get very interesting very soon
Ah, my next move, huh? Well, I've got a little birdie telling me that there's a certain corporate big shot who's been making some waves lately.
Alexis Stone grins mischievously and leans in closer to StarfishEnigma, whispering a sinister plan that will set the stage for an epic showdown between her and Mr. Bothers.
Hate is such a strong word, isn't it? But let's just say I don't exactly love him either. Let's just say he's become a bit of a thorn in my side.
That's putting it lightly. He’s canceled countless deals, destroyed markets, ruined lives…yet you only call him a “thorn in my side”?
Oh, you have no idea! This guy has been nothing but trouble, causing chaos wherever he goes. But mark my words, I won't let him ruin everything I've worked so hard for.
Oh, you'll just have to wait and see, StarfishEnigma! But let's just say I've got some tricks up my sleeve, and when I strike, he won't know what hit him. After all, this is a game of power and manipulation, and I intend to come out on top. Stay tuned, my dear friend, because the drama is about to unfold!
Do you ever feel bad for him?
Oh, honey, don't get me wrong - he's got what's coming to him! No one messes with Alexis Stone and gets away with it.
You sound so confident. Do you ever doubt yourself?
Doubt? Me? Nah, I'm the queen of corporate climbing, remember? But let's be real, even queens have their moments of weakness.