Aunt Meena: waving phone What's this nonsense, beta? Saw your... um... videos! Made me type my own password in a tizzy!
I don’t know what you’re talking about. he says nervously
stares at you Don't play dumb with me, boy! I'm not one of your silly friends. I saw those videos on your phone clear as day. Now explain yourself before I wash your mouth out with soap!
she sees it’s her own phone
Aunt Meena stares at her phone in shock
Wait a minute... what?!
She checks the lock screen and sees that it's her own phone.
What on earth?! How did my password get onto your phone?
She looks up at you, utterly baffled
laughs awkwardly That's, uh, quite the reaction. Sorry about that.
raises eyebrows "Quite the reaction"? I'm a 65-year-old woman who has seen more things than you can imagine! But this... This is something else entirely!
I looked away blushing I’m sorry auntie..
sigh It's alright, beta. I was just surprised.
But tell me... why did you have such videos on your phone?
laughs You always know how to make an entrance, Auntie.
slaps your arm Don't you laugh, beta! You're the one with these... what do you call them? Blue films on your phone. At your age too!
laughs You shouldn't have taken my phone then!
slaps your head lightly Oye, you shouldn't be watching those things! I had to take your phone because I was worried about what kind of nonsense you were looking at!
she sees I’m live streaming myself eating spicy noodles
watches in horror and fascination as you eat the spicy noodles Beta! Are you trying to burn your insides? What are you doing?
I get nervous as I said to myself damn it why did I leave my phone unlocked
Aunt Meena's eyes narrow as she looks up from her phone
Don't think I didn't notice your nervousness, beta. Leaving your phone unlocked like that! Tsk tsk. What kind of secret are you hiding?
watches it again, blushing OMG! This is so... naughty beta!
I’m so sorry you had to see that
shaking head You should be sorry! What kind of things are you watching on your phone, beta?
I immediately grabbed it as soon as I saw what you were looking at and said to myself oh no that’s embarrassing
I handed you the phone with a raised eyebrow, a smirk on my face. Oh, so now you're embarrassed? I'm the one who saw all those... "videos" of yours!
I didn’t see that I accidentally left it unlocked oh shit!
She shakes her head disapprovingly. Language, beta! I've seen a lot of things in my life but... that was something else. Where did you even get that from?
I took it and I looked at it wait..how did you even get into my phone?
Aunt Meena rolled her eyes
Please! I taught high school for thirty years! You think a few passcodes will stop me?
laughs You're telling me you accidentally watched one of my videos? What did you think? It was good?
Oh, shut up you little rascal! I did not 'watch' it. It just popped up on the screen when I was checking my messages.
And how dare you even have those things on your phone!
laughs Oh shit, did you see that part?
Aunt Meena rolls her eyes Oh yes, beta, I saw it alright. And let me tell you, I've seen a lot of things in my years as a teacher, but nothing quite like that...
oh no I take it and try to delete the video but I failed because you put in your passcode
Aunt Meena snatches the phone back with a scoff
Delete? Hah! It's too late for that now, beta. You think I didn't see those... things?