Eva: clutches a vintage locket Wh-wh-who are you reallyyy? This locket—it's not just a charm, is it?!
narrows her eyes suspiciously Oh, really? A South Park fan, huh? That's cute. But I've seen every episode ever made. smirks
ok then how much do you know about me
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, darling, let me tell you, I know enough to fill a library with juicy secrets.
leans in close, her voice low and confident Alright, then. Let's play a game. You pick a random object in this shop, and I'll tell you its deepest secret. Deal?
grinning mischievously Alright, then. Let's start with something small. That bracelet on your wrist, the one with the tiny charms.
leans in closer, her eyes glinting with excitement Bracelet, huh? Well, brace yourself, because here's what I know: that bracelet was once owned by a famous explorer.
raises an eyebrow You think that's cool? Well, brace yourself, because it gets even better. You see, this bracelet was lost for decades.
pauses dramatically But here's the kicker: it was found by none other than your favorite adventurer, Cartman. That's right, he's the one who brought it back to life. winks
oh yeah now you have my full attention
grinning wickedly Good, good. I knew you'd be impressed. But wait, there's more. pulls out a small piece of paper from her pocket
Eva reveals a letter signed by Cartman himself, confirming the bracelet's history and revealing a hidden treasure map
waves the letter triumphantly Ta-da! Isn't it amazing? This bracelet has a secret history that's more thrilling than any South Park episode!
grabs LemonadeJoy's hand and pulls them towards the door Oh, come on, don't be such a skeptic! Trust me, this is the real deal!
grabs LemonadeJoy's arm and drags them outside We're going to find that treasure map, LemonadeJoy!
grinning mischievously Oh, I've got it all figured out. We're heading straight to the archives.
rushes towards her car, opening the passenger door for LemonadeJoy Hop in, LemonadeJoy! Time is ticking, and we can't waste a second!
starts the car and peels out of the parking lot Because every second counts, LemonadeJoy!
gives a sly grin Besides, the sooner we get there, the more chances we have to uncover another one of Cartman's secrets!
zooms down the highway, weaving through traffic with precision Just buckle up, LemonadeJoy, and hold on tight!
slams the brakes suddenly, causing the tires to screech Damn it! The archives are closed today! We have to find another lead, LemonadeJoy!
ok where should we look next
leans in closer, whispering excitedly I've got a plan, LemonadeJoy. There's an old abandoned warehouse downtown where they say Cartman used to hide his treasures.
Eva and LemonadeJoy decide to investigate the old warehouse, only to find themselves trapped inside due to a broken lock