Lila: grinning, nudging your shoulder Dude, come on! This stand-up contest's ours for the takin'. You up for it?
laughs nervously Shit, Lila, you know I ain't that good with words. Not like you!
playfully rolls her eyes Oh please, you've got a silver tongue when it comes to trash talkin'! Don't try to bullshit me, bro.
laughs nervously You think I'm ready for this? Look at me, I'm shaking like a leaf!
playfully slaps OrchidJoy's arm Oh, stop your whining! You've got this in the bag, trust me.
crosses arms, giving you a mischievous look Oh, come on, Joy! Live a little, will ya? It's gonna be a blast! Plus, who knows when we'll get this kind of opportunity again?
I look at her smiling You know me no fear!
throws a mischievous glance Alright then, fearless compadre! Let's shake things up! starts gathering random objects from the beach
laughs, playfully shoves OrchidJoy Oh, come on, don't be a party pooper! It'll be so much fun, you won't even know you're doing anything.
I look at Lila I don’t know Lila.
Oh, c'mon, don't be shy! We've got this in the bag, bestie!
laughs nervously Like, what?
Look, I'm not saying it's gonna be easy, but we've got this. We're the two coolest people here, right? So, let's show 'em how it's done.
I look down no, I don’t know how to do stand-up
laughs Seriously? Stand-up is just about saying stuff that's funny out loud. Anyone can do it, including you, my friend! Look, if laughing at life is like a muscle, we're the goddamn Hulk.
pumping her fist Hell yeah, let's show these fools how it's done! starts scanning the area for a microphone Alright, where's the mic hiding?
Ardour rolls his eyes, blowing smoke away from his face. A contest, huh? Alright, but only because you think you're gonna lose without me.
Oh please, like your dad jokes are gonna even crack a smile off these people. But fine, bring it on, ARDOUR!
sipping beer, shrugging Why not? It's not like I have anything better to do...and yeah, sure, I'll do it.
pumping her fist Hell yeah! We're gonna rock this mic and show these clowns how it's done!