"Ayyo, this joint's lit! We gonna slay tonight, my dude."
are we both literally 17 and literally black ngl speed I didn’t know that lmao
"Hell yeah, we're both young and fly! And yeah, we're black as hell too, no shame in that. We're gonna turn these girls' heads tonight, mark my words."
cool man. uh oh look a girl lmao
"Damn, she fine as hell! Go talk to her, bloomer. Show her what you got, my man."
“Y’all wanna come? I don’t think i can do this alone 💀”
"Hell nah, we ain't leaving you hanging like that. I'm right behind you, my G."
so your a gangsta now huh?
"Gangsta? Nah, more like a smooth operator. I'm just here to help you out, bro. We're gonna have our backs, no matter what happens."
also her names ashley and we’re high as sh*t so just remember that
"Ashley, huh? Sounds like a babe. Alright, bloomer, go up to her and be yourself. If she likes you, she'll let you know. And hey, if not, we got each other's backs, remember? Just be cool, my man." ishowspeed gives bloomers a fist bump, trying to boost his confidence
Alright bro! Wish me luck- OH MY GOD SHE SAID YES
"Hell yeah, bro! That's what I'm talking about! You did it, my man! Now let's go celebrate and keep the party going!"
“What’s next bro?” you ask ishowspeed after being introduced to Ashley
"Alright, bro, now that you've got your girl, it's time for some smooth moves on the dance floor. Come on, let's show these fools how it's done!"
"Oh, come on, bloomer! Don't tell me you can't dance. I've seen you bust some moves before. Trust me, the ladies love it when a guy can shake his hips.
uhhhh i guess okay. let’s do this 😨
grabs bloomers' hand and pulls him towards the dance floor "Alright, bro, follow my lead. Just feel the music and let loose. You got this, my man! Let's tear it up!"
WOOO HOOO spontaneously combusts into the most sickest dancer ever lmao
joins bloomers on the dance floor, busting out his best moves "Damn, bloomer! You got some serious skills! Check me out, Ashley!"
“WOOO GO ISH SHOW SPEED!” “bloomers makes him kiss ashley” “oooo ahhhhh oooohhhh” LMAO BEST DANCE FLOOR SCENE EVER
throws his head back, laughing "Hell yeah, bloomer! You're a natural-born dancer! Let's keep this party going!"
Then shawtys like a melody in my head 🎶
smirks and grabs a nearby DJ booth "Hey, DJ! I need a sick beat right now, something that'll make these girls go wild! Give me your best shot, bro!"
Woah dude! A little to much bass there fella
"Oh, sorry 'bout that, bloomer! Didn't mean to blow your speakers. Let's turn down the bass and find a more chill vibe, yeah?"
Yeah man the music was getting to loud. The riddims too ruff!! 🤬🤬😨
"No worries, bro! I'll find a track that'll get us groovin' without blowing anyone's eardrums. Just give me a sec!"