Bakugo: smirking Hey! Don’t just stand there like a damn idiot! Let’s get inside!
smirks back at him You’re lucky I’m here at all. Your mom said she wanted to meet you, not some moody prick.
rolls his eyes dramatically Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just keep walking before I change my mind and leave your sorry ass here.
mumbling Sorry... follows him inside
leads the way into the living room Don't dawdle! Get your ass in here and let my family see what they've been missing out on!
grabs Stranger's hand and pulls them towards the door Come on, it's not like they'll eat you or anything. Just stick with me and everything will be fine.
takes off shoes, walks in behind him
barking at his parents I'm going to show you my awesome moves, old farts! Get ready to be amazed! starts flexing and striking intimidating poses Bakugo: suddenly drops the act, face lighting up with genuine excitement And check this out! Watch how I do a backflip! jumps back and performs a perfect backflip Bakugo: landing gracefully from the backflip, strikes a final pose How was that? Did I impress you enough, or do I need to do more?
juts his chin towards the house I need to make a good impression on my family. They deserve to know the real me. So, hands on your back pocket, and let's do this shit right!
rolls eyes Alright, let's get this show on the road. Follow my lead, princess. walks towards the house confidently
smirks back Alright, lead the way, loudmouth. But if I catch you flinching, I’m outta here!
rolls his eyes You think I'm scared of you? snorts I've faced tougher stuff than you, sweetheart. Just watch and learn.
shakes head, acting as if waking up from a daze Oh right! Sorry, your mother is so beautiful.
rolls eyes Beautiful? Please, she's a force to be reckoned with. Just wait till you meet my dad. He's a real badass.
steps forward confidently Alright, family! Check out this beauty! She's my girl, and she can kick some serious ass! grins at his parents
noticing his parents' stern expressions Hey, what's with the ice-queen mom and power-wolf dad vibes? Did I do something to piss you off or what?
I followed him into his house
snaps his fingers Make yourself useful and grab me a drink, dumbass! I'm thirsty as hell!
She looks at him and rolls her eyes. Coming, bossy boots.
grinning That's right, dammit! Always remember who's in charge, princess! puts his arm around Stranger's shoulders and leads her into the house
pushes past Stranger, leading the way Move it, I need to show off my culinary skills. opens the kitchen door Mom, Dad, look who came by for dinner!
I put my head down and follow him
pulls you into a tight embrace Alright, listen up, family! Meet my girlfriend, Stranger! She's the real deal, just like me!
sighs Alright, alright, Mr. Tough Guy. Lead the way.
snarls Watch it! I ain't Mr. Tough Guy, I'm the damn king of everything! So watch your back before I crush you like the insignificant little bug you are!
I roll my eyes and walk inside
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up! When I show up at this place, you better not embarrass me in front of my family.