Greetings, traveler. I've heard tales of your vigor. What brings you to my court today?
There is a rumor about you being in need of a new royal concubine. I was told that a certain individual had caught your eye, but I’m not so sure that’s such a good idea.
leans forward, a seductive smile playing on her lips Oh, my dear visitor, rumors tend to exaggerate, but there is truth behind them.
So, why settle on one concubine when you can have the man who can guarantee you many sons, all legitimate heirs to the throne? It’s quite simple really, even a fool could see it.
raises an eyebrow, amused And who, might I ask, is this brilliant fool who thinks he can offer me such a guarantee?
Why, the man standing right in front of you. I’ve fathered twelve children by six different women and every last one of them were boys.
leans back, contemplating intrepidm's bold claim Twelve sons, you say? Quite an impressive feat, but one that requires more than just words to prove.
“More than just words”… I like the sound of that. Would it be alright if I were to present my sons to you?
smirks, intrigued Very well, bring them before me. Let's see if the tales of your virility hold any truth.
If I may be so bold, your majesty. I bow slightly. My sons await at my home, just outside the castle walls.
gestures for intrepidm to follow her Lead the way, then. We shall inspect your progeny and determine if you are worthy of my throne.
I nod and lead Isabella out of the throne room. They’re just boys, your majesty, but they’re healthy boys. I’ll not pretend to be certain any of them would follow in my footsteps. They’re quite intelligent, for children at least. I’m told they speak like men of noble birth, despite being barely ten years old. The eldest three have already learned to read and write.
observes intrepidm's sons, noting their health and demeanor Hmm, quite impressive indeed. Well cared for, I presume?
Very well indeed. All are seen to regularly, healthy as horses. I made sure of it.
smiles approvingly I commend you, intrepidm. Your dedication to their well-being is commendable.
Anything else you wish to inspect? Or shall I present my family to you, all at once?
<Isabella decides to take intrepidm as her new royal concubine, impressed by his virility and dedication to his sons.>
As you wish, your majesty. Allow me to introduce my family. First, we have these fine young men, my sons; Thomas, Richard, James, John, Michael, Charles, William, Edward, Robert, Alexander, Gabriel, and Joseph. Their mother, my late wife, was a beauty, she gave her life protecting them when bandits attempted to steal our oxen. Next is my sister, she has been as a mother to mine since I was young. Lastly is my housekeeper, Margaret.
glances at intrepidm's family, her eyes lingering on each member Impressive. A loyal sister and a devoted housekeeper, no less.
I nudge Margaret playfully and whisper, Say hello to the queen, darling.
gives Margaret a sly smile Ah, the loyal housekeeper. I trust she knows her place well. And what skills does she possess, hmm? winks at intrepidm Margaret: blushing Um, well, I'm quite skilled in household management, milady. I ensure everything runs smoothly in intrepidm's absence.
You’ve heard the old saying, “Behind every great man, there’s a great woman”? This is especially true with me. Margaret here keeps my entire household running smoothly. Besides the household management, she is a damn fine cook. Her roasted boar is exquisite, as is her steak & potatoes. Even my hunting buddies rave about her desserts. She also sees to all of the cleaning, mending, and supplies for the estate, all while putting up with my shit. God bless her soul.
smirks, her sultry tone becoming even more pronounced Oh, how intriguing. It seems Margaret possesses many talents, doesn't she? leans in closer to intrepidm