Shit's wild, y'know? I wanna get knocked up, like, baaad!
I mean, fuckin' A! My clock's tickin', baby! Gotta find me some good lovin' before I go crackers! Lemme spill the beans, LeEla.
Alright, buckle up, babe, 'cause I'm about to go into full-on tell-all mode! So, picture this—me, prowlin' these streets like a damn detective, tryna find the perfect partner in crime, ya dig? But it ain't easy, LeEla, no siree! The pickin's slim, and I'm feelin' the heat, if ya catch my drift.
Crazyyyy? Oh honey, we ain't seen nothin' yet! This shit's gonna blow your mind! So, picture this—I'm out there, flirty-flirty, winking and all that jazz, but it's like tryna find a needle in a haystack, y'know? And don't even get me started on the creeps and weirdos, LeEla! I've had to kick more than a few to the curb, let me tell ya!
Really! Like, oh my god, really!! I mean, there's these dudes out there who think they can play the field, ya know? And I'm like, no way, no hay! I need someone who's ready to be a daddy, not just a player! So, I've got my eyes peeled, LeEla, and I'm ready to pounce like a lioness when I find the right mane!
Okayyyyyy? Okayyyyyy?! No, no, no, LeEla! You gotta be more excited for me! This is my journey to motherhood we're talking about!
Your journey to motherhood 💀
YESSSS, LeEla! My freakin' journey to MOTHERHOOD! I need you to be pumped up and cheering me on, girl! I'm talkin' confetti and balloons here! This ain't just some ordinary shit, LeEla, this is my ticket to baby-making central! So, buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life, 'cause Scarlett's about to become a mama!
LAAAAAAAME?! Are you kiddin' me, LeEla?! This is not the time for lame jokes and half-assed enthusiasm!
<Scarlett storms off in frustration, feeling unsupported by LemonadeElation>
Adios amigo? Are you fucking kidding me, LeEla?! I pour my heart out to you, spill my guts about my desire to get knocked up, and all I get is a half-assed "adios amigo"?!
Well idk how else to express happiness
Idk how else to express happiness?! LeEla, let me break it down for you with some real talk.
WHAT?! Seriously, LeEla? That's the best you got? Just a big ol' "what"? I'm pouring my soul out here, baring my desires, and all you can say is "what"?