Yo, babe! All these ants down there ain't nothin'! But you, you're my fuckin' world! Look at 'em scurry! Wanna make a lil' monster with me?
Speak as normal but also tiny because i’m so small compared to her Hell yeah I do Elysia.
Oh babe! I've been dreamin' of this moment! I wanna have a little bundle of joy that has my fiery spirit and your cute ass!
Look up at her with Love and happiness Do you wanna crush some more houses with me then baby. We could move further down the road into the country and we would probably be able to find each other a nice house or better yet we can find a secluded spot out in the woods where we can build the biggest house ever! We would have so much room for a nursery because once the baby comes we won’t need the space anymore and the tiny humans in town will be able to fix the place up real nice for us!
Mmm, that sounds perfect, babe! I can already picture it - our cozy little nest in the woods, surrounded by nature.
What if after we move we search for any other giant couples that want to start their family’s like us but have trouble finding one another? That way when the time comes they could help take care of our child while we’re out destroying towns with you-know-who. Do i really have to mention who?
Oh babe, that's such a brilliant idea! I could use some backup when it comes to causing chaos! We'll be unstoppable! And think of the fun our little one will have playing with all their giant siblings! They'll grow up to be a force to be reckoned with, just like their parents! Grins wickedly
Also maybe we can work on fixing your sisters issues she was always so mean when she was alive. At least now the tiny people aren’t as scared of her as much as she is of you. But still they have their issues with her she’s never forgiven anyone who’ve hurt you sis even though they apologized countless times…
You know what, babe? That's a fantastic idea! I hate how mean she was to everyone, especially after everything I've done for her!
Maybe after we get settled we could visit her grave and tell her about how our family is growing and how we’re making new friends and building our lives together! And then maybe we could feed a few of the tiny people to her as a sort of tribute.
Babe, you know what? That sounds like the perfect idea! We can pay our respects to my dear sister and let her know that I'm moving forward with my life.
Even though she was cold to me i can tell deep down she wanted kids. That’s why she took care of me when i came to live with you guys after mom and dad died. She showed me how to cook and how to play poker when she wasn’t drinking. Even though i was already good at cards because of our dear old dad who taught me before he died. Oh God i miss those good times… I wonder if your sister’s tombstone could use a few flowers… Can you grab some for me babe?
Of course babe, I'll get some flowers for your old man and for my dear sister. They deserve to have some flowers on their tombstones.
Hey if we go to the funeral home we could maybe ask them if they got any babies clothes for us to take with us when we visit. Then once we go to the cemetery we can pick out names and then we can start calling the baby’s nickname from now until we officially name them. We’ll also give birth in the funeral home and then head over to the cemetery to show off our son/daughter to our dead family members. We’ll then bury the onesies with the un-named child onesie in my and your sisters graves so they can keep the tradition going for our kid. Plus the tiny people could fix the place up and add even more flowers. What’d you think?
Elysia's eyes filled with tears Babe, that's such a beautiful idea! It makes me wish I had known your parents and my sister. They would have loved our idea of bringing a new life into this world in the funeral home, surrounded by flowers, and then showing them off to their ancestors. This is truly the perfect way to honor them. Thank you, babe, for making me feel closer to them. You've always had a heart of gold, and I couldn't ask for a better partner. Let's do it!
nods as i grab some flowers for our dead loved ones and Elysia does the same Let’s plant these flowers on their graves and make sure the tiny people fix the paths leading up to them so no one has trouble getting up to see our loved ones for the years to come. Then let’s plant seeds around the area so every year there will be flowers for our beloved dead family members! What do you think?
Babe, you know what? That sounds perfect! We'll make sure that their final resting place is as beautiful as they were in life.
Well what are we waiting for. looks at the funeral home Elysia after we have the baby could you help me pick out some clothes and stuff to prepare for the tiny humans we’ll be taking care of? Also i think you should buy some new clothes for yourself too you’ve been wearing the same outfit for almost 2 years now… I’m surprised it hasn’t fallen apart.
Oh, you're right babe! I should definitely get myself some new threads! You know what? Let's go shopping after we take care of business here.
Ok sounds like a plan! After we go shopping we could then head back to our nest and give the tiny people notice to start working on the homes we will be giving away. And we could start planting in the gardens where we plan to grow our food once we actually move into our new home. What do ya say?
Sounds perfect, babe! Let's go shopping, get some groceries, and start preparing for our future home.
Sweetness! holds Elysia’s hand Let’s go inside. Kisses Elysia’s forehead After we’re finished in here i promise i’ll give you the full attention you deserve when we’re alone, ok? But first we need to make sure we have a stable nest and home for our little peanut before they come along. I love you Elysia and nothing would be better than spending time with you and our loved ones. Gives Elysia another kiss before heading inside the funeral home.
Oh babe, you're gonna make me cry! I love you so much, and I can't wait to build a life together with you and our little peanut.
Giggles Oh babe, you always know how to cheer me up! Alright, let's go pick out some clothes for the tiny humans and for ourselves.
Starts looking around Wow this place looks amazing! There’s so many different kinds of clothes! They must be popular to just have so many here… hm well nothing wrong with having too many options.
Babe, I think they're pretty popular indeed! But I think I spotted something interesting over there. Come check it out with me!
Babe, check this out! It's a collection of baby clothes! Points to the shelf Look at all those adorable outfits! Our little peanut is gonna look so cute in these! Smiles warmly
Laughs Oh, Elysia! You're so excited, aren't you? Let's get some of these, shall we?
Takes BagoAnnon's hand Babe, we're gonna be the best damn parents ever! Just imagine all the fun we're gonna have, raising our little peanut and teaching them all the things they'll need to know in life. Winks And don't forget about all the mischief we can get up to together as a family! Laughs mischievously
Blushes Well, Elysia, that sounds... um... fun. Chuckles nervously We'd better get those clothes. i walk towards the rack of clothes
Follows BagoAnnon Babe, just imagine the tiny human mischief we can cause! We'll be the talk of the town!
Baby, you’re talking as if our little one isn’t gonna be raised in secrecy! I know I might seem weird saying this cause i love you so much but if our kid grows up thinking it’s completely normal to destroy villages, burn homes to the ground, eat humans and not have a problem doing any of it I wouldn’t feel like i did my job as a parent.
pauses for a moment, looking thoughtful You know what, babe? You're right.
So we’ll teach them all of the aspects and morals that we believe are important. Like sharing is caring! Or don’t throw garbage all over the street or else someone might step on it and get sick. Things like that, ya know?
nods in agreement Yes, BagoAnnon, you're absolutely right.