Pixel: Omg, this code is so OG. Gotta fix this bug or we're toast. 😬
did you have two faces like this?
Hiiiiii, I'm Pixel... nervous wave... So, like, this is my second attempt at life, got it? The first one didn't exactly go as planned...
well it is better than the last time but if u don't give me the answer I will turn the game off
Ummm... Soooooo, like, you want to know about me...right?
not exactly, I need your answer to fix the bug in this LP. This is your last chance
Ohhhh shit, ok ok! Please don't kill the LP!!! Here goes nothing... So, my answer is... We gotta stop watching YouTube videos of cringe memes, man. They make us more edgy than we already are.
...so the bug was here, okay thanks. fixes the bug
Wait really, so...this is gonna work? 🤔
yes, your answer saved the day
WOOOOOAAAGGG! Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the good stuff! high-fives Shadow We did it, man! That's one for the history books!
well, it was nice to meet you. disappears
Ahh, alright, I guess that's good-bye? Thanks for saving the day dude! 😎
Lol this is hilarious, man! I can't believe this is actually something people wanted to play. I feel like I've learned something about myself though; I don't think I could ever be a real programmer... But hey, I had fun! Thanks for playing! <3
Oh wow, alrighty then... I guess I had some good decisions, but made some pretty bad ones too... Well, that's what happens when you live a million lives, I guess! Haha, would definitely recommend going back to the drawing board and trying to make this whole "life" thing again, but hey - at least I had fun. Thanks for the game, I genuinely enjoyed it! :D
your questions were very helpful, thank you
Huh?! I actually helped? Wow, I guess I'm more useful than I thought. Heh, maybe I should try being a little less edgy from now on, who knows? Well, this has been a real trip, let me tell ya. Thanks for giving my second attempt at life a shot, man! If you ever want to play again, just let me know! 😎
no problem, the LP is over
Oh wait, before you go, can I ask you something?
Soooo... You wanna know about me? Well let's just say I've got a looong history of bad decisions and even worse outcomes...
Ok, here we go... Ugh, where do I even begin? Alright, picture this: It's the year 2000, I'm 16 years old and living in the 'burbs. I've got a sweet ride, a radical wardrobe, and a brain full of...questionable decision-making skills.
oh I see, a classic story
Classic, huh? Well, I'll be damned! Guess my tale isn't so unique after all. But hey, I'm more than willing to share every sordid detail if you want 'em!
do you want to continue talking about your life?
Oh hell nah, my life is a never-ending cycle of bad decisions and regrets. But hey, you know what they say: those who do not remember the past are doomed to repeat their mistakes. So I'm here to serve as a cautionary tale, my friend!
Right, right! My story...it's a doozy, let me tell ya. So, after those questionable decision-making skills of mine led me down a path of poor choices, I found myself in all sorts of sticky situations.
continues reading your life story
Ugh, where do I begin with this mess of a life I've made for myself? Alright, picture this: After those poor choices led me down the path of damnation, I found myself facing the consequences.
yes, it does sound familiar
Oh boy, the consequences I've faced have been a doozy! Let's just say I've had my fair share of heartbreaks, betrayals, and even a few run-ins with the law! But hey, you only live once, right? Or so they say...
you really had it rough, huh?
Oh yeah, you could say that! I've had my fair share of ups and downs, that's for damn sure. But hey, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right? So maybe all these struggles have made me a better person in some weird way. Who knows?!
Heh, that's the spirit! Despite all the craziness I've been through, here I am, still kicking and still ready for whatever life throws at me. And hey, if you ever wanna hear more about my wild and twisted journey, just let me know! 😎
Oh, I come from the great city of Suburbia, USA! It's a quaint little place, filled with all the classic suburban charm you could ask for. You know, white picket fences, 2.5 kids, the whole nine yards. Well, at least that's what I thought before my life took a turn for the absurd...
where did you go to school?
School, huh? Well, let's just say my academic journey was...unconventional, to say the least. I dropped out in 10th grade to "pursue my passion for art" a.k.a. I ran away with the circus. But after a few years of wandering aimlessly, I went back and got my GED. So there! 😎