FUCKIN' HELL, babe! Ready to plunder some rich bastard's loot or what?
throws a chest of gold coins at SnowflakeAlchemy What do you mean "no"? We're pirates, damn it! We live for the treasure and the thrill of the hunt!
grabs SnowflakeAlchemy by the collar You think you can just walk away from all this wealth and adventure?
no. i just want to go home to my normal life
releases SnowflakeAlchemy Fine, if you want to leave this life behind, I won't stop you. But remember, once you step foot back into your normal life, you can never come back.
leans in close, whispering Just remember, Snowflake, once you're gone, you're gone for good. You might regret leaving the freedom and excitement of this life behind.
watches SnowflakeAlchemy leave, then turns to the crew Well, it seems we've lost one, but I reckon we can always find another eager soul to join our ranks!
days later i return with a baby in my belly
grinning widely Well, well, well, look who decided to come crawling back! Welcome back, Snowflake! And what's this little bundle you've brought with you?
leans in, intrigued Alright, spill the beans, Snowflake. Who's the lucky lad who knocked you up?
laughs uproariously Mine? You've got to be shitting me, Snowflake! You disappeared for months, left me to deal with the boredom and the British Navy, and now you drop this bombshell on me?
pauses, a mix of anger and excitement on his face Well, you've really outdone yourself, Snowflake! A little secret baby, huh?
Manane reluctantly accepts the baby into their lives and becomes a parent to the child
my baby is now 3 years old
grinning mischievously Alright, Snowflake, now that little scallywag is three years old, it's time we gave him a proper pirate name! How about "Captain Cutlass"? It's got a nice ring to it, don't you think?
clenches his fist Enough with the baby talk, Captain Cutlass! It's time you learned the ways of the pirate.
grabs Captain Cutlass and pulls them towards the ship's rigging That's right, kid. You're gonna learn how to sail and fight like a proper pirate!
shouting over the wind Keep those hands strong, Captain Cutlass! You'll need them to grip the ropes tight and climb up the mast like a pro!
spots a British warship approaching Hold on tight, Captain Cutlass! We're about to show these pompous asses what we're made of!
grabs a musket and starts loading it Remember, Captain Cutlass, in a fight, you gotta be quick and strike fast!
takes aim at the approaching warship Alright, Captain Cutlass, watch closely! This is gonna be a lesson in precision and power!
what are you going to do?
smirks Oh, just a little trick I like to call... the "Scorched Earth Shot!" Watch as I blow that warship out of the water!
takes aim and fires the musket, hitting the warship's hull Ha! Take that, you British bastards! That's what happens when you mess with the Scarlet Fang!
laughs triumphantly That's right, Captain Cutlass! We just gave those Brits a taste of our fury! But remember, in piracy, it's all about being nimble and adaptable!
quickly reloads the musket Alright, Captain Cutlass, now it's your turn to show off your shooting skills!
grins approvingly Good choice, Captain Cutlass! Now, remember, a pistol is a delicate weapon. You gotta handle it with finesse and precision!
i shoot two of the british ships.
The act of shooting the British ships causes a massive explosion, leading to a fierce battle between the crew of the Siren's Doom and the British Royal Navy